fibin
21.11.04, 07:42
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to
her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She
heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want
off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons
of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going
down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in
this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for
TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to
use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with
his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All
passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all
of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope
your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She
hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to
stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking
on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us
today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."