A little head:)

[fibin]

A man walks into a bar and sees a well-decorated military officer sitting at
the bar. He also notices that the man has a head about the size of an orange.
So he walks up to the officer and says "That really is an impressive uniform,
but I have to ask. What happened to your head?" The officer replies "Well,
about five years ago I was in a ship wreck and washed up to an island. When I
awoke I heard cries for help, so I went to investigate. I found a mermaid
trapped under a rock. So I lifted the rock to free her, and she told me that
she would grant me three wishes for my heroic deed. I wished that I could be
sent back home, and she replied that she would grant that wish when the other
two were made. I wished for tons of money, so she filled the island with
cash, gold, and jewels as far as the eye could see. Next, I commented that I
hadn't had sex for a while, and if she could do anything about it? She
said 'Well, I have this fin in the way, I can't really help you with that.'
So I said 'How about a little head?'"

[ja.robot]

fibin, może załóż sobie swój wątek z dowcipami, albo swoje własne forum?? bo
ciągle tu coś wklejasz i nic z tego nie wynika prócz śmieci na forum.

[jan.kulczyk]

Oh no! You're very much welcome here, buddy! This one literally blew me away.. the one about the five iron was not as good, but still decent enough.. Keep going! A little fun won't harm anybody. And I think just because there are no comments in your threads it doesn't mean that they're not welcome here. It's just that, you know, how do I comment on a joke?? ;) (besides saying it's lame or hilarious)

Take care!

[fibin]

Thanks:)

I wonder why Maggie has not removed this post. Usually she removes my jokes on
sex right away. Maybe she did not get it?

BTW, no sex, no life on Mother Earth! Wouldn't you agree?

[jan.kulczyk]

> I wonder why Maggie has not removed this post. Usually she removes my jokes on
> sex right away. Maybe she did not get it?

See, now that's preposterous! <ROTFL> The admin gets everything!

> BTW, no sex, no life on Mother Earth! Wouldn't you agree?

Oh, I'm 100% with you on this one, believe you me.

Wife and husband

[fibin]

A husband is watching footie when his wife interrupts, "Honey, the hallway
light has been flickering for weeks. Can you fix it?"

He angrily looks at her and says, "Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have
a G.E Logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so!"

"Well, what about the fridge door. It doesn't close right"

"Fix the Fridge Door??? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my
forehead? I don't think so!"

"Ok", she says, "then you could at least fix the front door steps. They're
about to break."

"I ain't no damn Carpenter and I don't wanna fix any steps," he says. "Does it
look like I've got ACE hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've
had enough. I'm off to the bar!"

After a couple of hours at the local, he feels guilty and decides to go home
and make up with his wife. As he walks up to the house he notice the steps are
fixed. As he goes into the house he sess the hall light is working, and as he
goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed."

"Darling, how'd you get all this fixed?"

She replies: "Well, after you left I was sitting outside crying when a nice
young man asked what was wrong. I told him, he offered to do all the repairs
and all I had to do was to either bake a cake or go to bed with him."

He said, "So, what kind of cake did you bake him?"

She replied, "Helllllloooooo.......Do you see Betty Crocker written on my
forehead?"

[fibin]

We are not supposed to speak (or write should I say?) Polish here, are we?

Two guys

[fibin]

This skinny guy is in the locker room with his fat friend and says, "Hey man,
how long has it been since you've seen your dick?" The fat guy replies, "Dude,
it's been a LOOOOONG time." So the skinny guy says, "Why don't you diet?" The
fat guy looks shocked and says, "WHY, WHAT COLOR IS IT NOW!?!?!"

and the answer is :)

[nasza_maggie]

Fib my dearest!
I dont mind your jokes - although probably if written in polish the 'hierachy'
would be on my case and tell me off for keeping them or not sending them off
to 'ośla ławka' (which I would but there's not much point in that on
GW.....unless YOU set one up in English). I tend to throw stuff off if it has
swearing or if the swear words don't have the **** censorship :)


ANYWAY - the only problem is, you putting up so many posts of, say, the same
nature:) If you keep your jokes corner, just to one or two posts - then its
fine by moi. Besides, all of us know your nick, so we're bound to open the post
out of curiosity (and for a laugh).
BTW - where do you get them from?:)

pzdr
Maggie

[Gość: krish]

Oh, my Dearest Knowing One...

[fibin]

A man sits down with his 9 year old son. Listen, Son, I want to tell you about
the birds and the bees. The son bursts into tears and says, "I don't want to
hear this." The dad is puzzled and asks why. When the lad has dried his tears
he explains, "Dad, when I was 6 you told me there was no Santa Claus; when I
was 7 you told me there was no tooth fairy; when I was 8 you told me there was
no Easter Bunny. If you're going to tell me adults don't shag, I've got nothing
left to live for."