OFFICIAL NOTICE

[Gość: mishy]

THE SHOOTING SEASON HAS OPENED.
I WILL BE STALKING ALL CHICKENS PICKING ON ME until further
notice or until I find something better to do on a grey, boring, cold
Sunday afternoon.

the ordeal begins..

[Gość: chickenShorts]

Est-ce que tu vais vivre a la campagne avec les poulardes?

We would zadziobaly you!!!

avec le coq

[Gość: mishy]

oui, avec le robinet

la vie de campagne sielanka

[Gość: mishy]

Le coq anglais satisfont seulement, mon cher petit poulet

[Gość: chickenShorts]

Gość portalu: mishy napisał(a):

> Le coq anglais satisfont

Mwa, ha,ha,ha... mishy, stop, mam zajady!

seulement, mon cher petit poulet

Mishy, there is a French Private forum. Why have I never seen youb there?

parce que ma..

[Gość: mishy]

..capacité linguistique française

does not go beyond

du "coq en vin"

which is what I am going to treat the hubby and the kids to, right now.


it was fun, my little robinet...adieu..

L'araignée, inside the mind of a killer..

[Gość: mishy]

"I SAID SHOOTING, not clucking!"

-she said blowing gently on her little smoking "pistolet" in this years
fashionable rose électrique.

-et le pauvre petit poulet est assassiné.

She wore a little black number, size 8 that she has purchased earlier
and dieted for, for the best part of the year , especially for the occassion.
The killer looks to die for!

"The ordeal is over", she wispered and reached for a kingsize Fruit and
Nut.

How many more chickens must die to satisfy the Veuve Noire?

Les plumes de poulet volent

[Gość: mishy..]

..oops, hubby and kids back from the Church, gotta cook dinner, au revoir

[Gość: brum_brum]

"When a woman becomes a stupefied there is usually something wrong with her
sexual organs."

Good luck in your cooking..ha..ha..ha
brum_brum

" a stupefied"?

[Gość: mishy]

yes, your honour, the chicken has found himself on the wrong side of my
cycle