How to wash you CAT:

[who.cares]

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water.
3. Obtain the cat and carry him to the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids
(you
may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get
any
part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out
for
anything he can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and
rinse"
which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no
people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he
will dry himself.

[Gość: Lucrecia]

I'm probably the only person in the world who doesn't like this type of
jokes... *sigh*

[who.cares]

Gość portalu: Lucrecia napisał(a):

> I'm probably the only person in the world who doesn't like this type of
> jokes... *sigh*


Who said this was a joke.
This is how I wash my cat!
How else would you do it?

[Gość: Lucrecia]

I don't have a cat. :P You can give me yours, it'll probably be happy to escape
the suffering... ^__^ I used to have a rabbit, never tried to wash him... but
the poor thing died anyway.

Other people use washing machines to keep their pets clean. Your method saves
electricity, though... ^^

rabbit died

[Gość: m]

should have washed him, was tooooo dirty, coudn't live with himself!

[Gość: Lucrecia]

Rabbits clean themselves just like cats, you know. Besides, I assure you he was
quite with his life. No animal abuse on my part. ^^

rabbit content

[Gość: m]

ha ha ha ha!
in that case watch out! he/she might be back soon as something else!

[Gość: Clean]

Have you washed your brain this way, too?

[Gość: Lucrecia]

You see... The said person needs to have a brain in the first place...