Gość: Lukasz
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31.10.02, 19:55
The Top 17 Signs Your Airline Attendant is About Ready to Retire
17> Always grumbling about how things were much simpler when
Orville and Wilbur ran the business.
16> For your meal, asks, "Ya want the white crap or the yellow crap?"
15> When pointing to the emergency exits, uses nothin' but her
middle finger.
14> Occasionally tries to prop-start a 747.
13> Insists on showing you pictures of her prom date with Bob Dole.
12> Loudly refers to pilot and co-pilot as "Opie" and "The Beav."
11> At the security checkpoint, her hip sets off the metal detector.
10> Replaces in-flight movie with racy story about how Amelia
Earhart founded the Mile High Club.
9> As passengers deplane, forgets to say "bye" and just stands
there saying "buh... buh... buh... buh... buh... buh..."
8> No matter what you order, she serves up a nice warm glass
of milk & honey.
7> After demonstrating the oxygen mask, needs to keep it on.
6> Matches entire business class shot for shot.
5> Uses false teeth to prevent the food cart from rolling down
the aisle.
4> Breaks wind so badly that the oxygen masks drop.
3> Requests that passengers refrain from using electronic devices
such as Wurlitzers, Victrolas, and telegraphs.
2> Excitedly announces that the in-flight movie will be a "talkie."
1> Keeps getting lost on the way to the cockpit.
