a zebra joke

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A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St.
Peter, "I have a question that haunted me all of my days on earth... Am
I a
white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes?"

St Peter said, "That's a question only God can answer." So the zebra
went
off in search of God.

When he found Him, the zebra asked, "God, please - I must know - am a
white
horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes?"

God simply replied, "You are what you are."

The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him, "Well, did
God
straighten out your query for you?"

The zebra looked puzzled. "No sir, God simply said "you are what you
are".


St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, "W! ell then, that answers it -
you
are a white horse with black stripes."

The zebra asked St. Peter, "How do you know that?"

"Because," said St.Peter, "if you were a black horse with white stripes,
God would have said, 'You is what you is.'"

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