asking boss for a raise

[ontarian]

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss
asking for an increase in her salary !!!

Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing$
mo$t de$perately.
I think you $hould be under $tanding of the
need$ of your worker$
who have given $o much $upport including $weat
and $ervice to your company .

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and
re$pond $oon.

$incerely Your$,
$u$an


The next day, the employee received a nice reply like this :

Dear Susan

I kNOw what you have been working very hard.
NOwadays, NOthing much has changed.
You must have NOticed that our company
is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet .

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading
ecoNOmists are NOt sure if Canada may go
into aNOther recession.

I have NOthing more to add NOw.
You kNOw what I mean .

Yours truly,
Manager

[kupa.kazi]

no tak ontek,wszystkie wiedzom ,ze u ciem NO $$$ hehehe

[donk]

Pierdoolisz.
A on gada ze stroze na pakingu to gites robota, bo to chyba nie zawod.

heheheheheh

[kupa.kazi]

ontek tylko interesi sie kasa i doopa hehe kozy

i znowu blizniaki z maciory dupy razem som, hehe

[ontarian]

ten wasz wspolny smrod chyba tak lonczy
i sie na wzajem przyciongata
kazdy z was z osobna waniajet, ze az nos wykrzywia
a jak razem jestescie to leb urywa
w smrodzie sila! hehe