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Jokes concerning SAP

20.02.07, 00:01
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    • amoremio grozny SAP 20.02.07, 00:02
      grafikfreunde-stuttgart.de/05_arbeiten/bernd_schifferdecker/arbeiten_pics/bs_sap_netz.jpg

    • amoremio smutna, straszna, ale prawda 20.02.07, 00:03
      img113.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sapdl8.jpg
    • resti ;-) 22.02.07, 10:18
      www.consultantreview.com/index.php?viewimage/id:12
    • apx1 Re: Jokes concerning SAP 24.02.07, 18:44
      Kilka tłumaczeń skrótu SAP :

      (S)hit (A)nswers to (P)roblems in Dataprocessing
      (S)ome (A)nswers to (P)roblems in Dataprocessing
      (S)tart (A)dding (P)atches
      (S)teets (A)ndere (P)roblemen. (german = Immer weitere Problemen)
      After purchase: Such A Pain
      Before you purchase: Solves All Problems
      SAPpel nich, dat geit
      Sales of alien products
      Sales off: alien products
      Salary Appreciation Program.
      Stop All Production
      Save and pray
      Spend And Pray!
      Sell And Pray
      soon as possible
      SMTP after POP
      Sick And Pain
      Submit And Pray
      smile and pay
      Security Agency for the Pope
      Scream And Puke?
      Suffer After Purchase
      Suffer and Pay
      See After Playing
      See Administrators Panic
      Server Advertising Protokoll (NetWare)
      Sex And Pornography
      Simple Application Program
      Sit And Play
      Solve All Problems
      scrimp alcaline phosphatase.
      Some Alternative Problems
      • daniel_gk Re: Jokes concerning SAP 24.02.07, 23:00

        Stress And Panic
      • amoremio Re: Jokes concerning SAP 01.03.07, 23:15
        1. (S)tart (A)dding (P)atches
        2. Salary Appreciation Program
        3. Spend A Pound, Safe A Penny
        4. (SAP)Scripts Are Painful
        5. See After Playing
        6. See Administrators Panic
        7. Send another payment
        8. Shoot Again, Players !
        9. Simple Application Program
        10. Simply A Program
        11. Sit And Play
        12. Sit And Pray
        13. Smile And Pay
        14. Sodding Awful Program
        15. Solves All Problems
        16. Structural Adjustment Programme
        17. Send Another Payment
        18. Shrink Approved Profitbase
        19. Security Administrators%u2019 Profit
        20. ABAP: (a)lways (b)etter (a)lternatives (p)ossible
        • pp04 Re: Jokes concerning SAP 02.03.07, 07:31
          Start And Pray
    • servee Re: Jokes concerning SAP 27.02.07, 08:21
      Pewnego razu pastuch przepedzal swoje owce z jednego pastwiska na drugie.
      Nagle, w kłębach kurzu i z rykiem silnika zatrzymało sie przy nim nowiutkie
      BMW. Kierowcą był mlody czlowiek w garniturze Prada, butach Gucci'ego,
      okularach Dior'a itd, itd. Typowy yuppie. Koles wystawil sie przez opuszczana
      szybke i pyta:
      - Czy jezeli powiem Ci ile dokladnie masz owiec w stadzie, dasz mi jedną z nich?
      Owczarz popatrzyl na facia, na swoje stado i odpowiedzial:
      - Jasne, czemu nie?
      Yuppie zaparkowal samochód. Wyciągnął notebook DELL podlaczony do komorki AT&T.
      Polaczyl sie z internetem, wszedl na strone NASA i za pomocą GPS dokladnie
      okreslil swoja pozycje. Podal ja do innego satelity NASA, ktory zrobil zdjecie
      obszaru w wysokiej rozdzielczosci. Mlody czlowiek otworzyl zdjecie uzywajac
      Adobe Photoshop, przekonwertowl plik i wyslal go do centrum obrobki zdjęć
      cyfrowych w Hamburgu. Po kilku sekundach na palmtopa przyszedl mail informujacy
      go, ze zdjecie zostalo obrobione i podajacy adres, pod ktorym zostaly
      zmagazynowane dane. Koles wszedl wiec do bazy danych SQL i sciagnal dane, a
      nastepnie nakarmil nimi arkusz Excel'a wypchany setkami skomplikowanych
      formulek. Po otrzymaniu wyniku wydrukowal na swojej mini drukarce HP LaserJet
      pelny 150-stronicowy raport. Podal go pastuchowi i powiedzial:
      - Masz w stadzie 1586 owiec.
      - To prawda - powiedzial owczarz. - Jak przypuszczam, chcesz teraz wybrac sobie
      jedna z nich? Stal spokojnie, obserwujac mlodego czlowieka rozgladajacego sie
      wsrod stada, wybierajacego zwierzaka, a nastepnie ladujacego go do bagaznika
      nowiutkiego BMW. Po czym odezwal sie znowu:
      - Hej, a jak Ci powiem jaki jest Twoj zawód, to oddasz mi zwierzka?
      Yuppie pomyslal przez chwilke, a nastepnie odparl:
      - Jasne, czemu nie?
      - Jestes konsultantem - powiedzial pastuch.
      - O rany, niesamowite! Jak zgadles?
      - Nie musialem zgadywac - rzekl owczarz. - Zjawiles sie tutaj nie wzywany,
      ządając zaplaty za odpowiedz, ktora znalem, na pytanie, ktorego nigdy nie
      zadawalem. A w dodatku gowno wiesz o mojej robocie. Oddawaj psa ... !!!
    • amoremio Re: Jokes concerning SAP 01.03.07, 23:11
      TOP 20 ANSWERS YOU NEED TO KNOW TO BE AN SAP EXPERT CONSULTANT

      1. It depends how you configure it.
      2. That's not a good translation from German.
      3. That's in another module.
      4. How did you get there?
      5. That's a good question. I'd like to see how that works myself.
      6. That will be in the next release. I haven't actually seen it yet.
      7. You wouldn't want to do that.
      8. Let's try that and see what happens.
      9. That's a Basis question.
      10. I don't know, the "expert" will be here Monday. Be sure to ask him/her.
      11. That's not the way it's supposed to work? what did you do?
      12. You'll never need to do that, but if you do, call the hotline.
      13. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.
      14. An ABAP/4 report can be written to get that information.
      15. I'm sorry I have a plane to catch.
      16. It's a bug.
      17. Let me call the programmers in Walldorf.
      18. OSS is down.
      19. It's been fixed in the next release, but you don't want to upgrade at
      this stage.
      20. And the most important answer if you have no idea at all: That's outside
      the scope of what we are doing.
      • amoremio Re: Jokes concerning SAP 01.03.07, 23:19
        A po niemiecku, gdy oczekuja "ja" albo "nein"
        bardzo praktyczne i czeste: "möglicherweise".
        Czesto pomaga wyjsc z nieprzyjemnych sytuacji. :)
    • amoremio Re: Jokes concerning SAP 01.03.07, 23:12
      A tourist walks into a pet shop in Manhattan, NY
      and is browsing around the cages on display.

      ---

      While he's there, another customer walks in
      and says to the shopkeeper, "I'll have a C Monkey, please."

      The shopkeeper nods, goes over to a cage
      at the side of the shop and takes out a monkey.
      He fits a collar and leash and hands it
      to the customer saying, "That'll be $5,000.00."

      The customer pays and walks out with his monkey.

      Startled, the tourist goes over to the shopkeeper
      and says "That was a very expensive monkey
      - most of them are only a few hundred dollars.
      Why did it cost so much?"

      "Ah, that monkey can program in C
      - very fast, tight code, no bugs,
      Y2K compliant, well worth the money."

      -----

      The tourist looks at the monkey in another cage.
      "That one's even more expensive - $10,000 dollars!

      What does it do?"

      "Oh, that one's a C++ Monkey;
      it can manage object-oriented Windows programming,
      Visual C++, even some Java, all the really useful stuff."

      -----

      The tourist looks around for a little longer
      and sees a third monkey in a cage of its own.
      The price tag around its neck says $50,000.

      He gasps to the shopkeeper, "That one costs
      more than all the others put together!
      What on earth does it do?"

      "Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything,
      but it says it's a SAP consultant."


    • resource Re: Jokes concerning SAP 02.03.07, 18:13
      nie ma to jak email z pozdrowieniami z projektu...

      tinyurl.com/yomatz
    • wilhelm4 Re: Jokes concerning SAP 28.03.07, 22:19
      A po pracy sapspec robi sport,
      zeby pozostac flexible:
      www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv5zWaTEVkI
      czyli w kazdej sytuacji elastyczny

      czyli forewer jang end seksi :)
      • wilhelm4 Re: Jokes concerning SAP 28.03.07, 22:22
        i zeby nastepne rano
        byc fresh oraz positive and big,
        pardon: pig thinking :
        abutalib.indysla.iupui.edu/~asimmon/images/smile.jpg
    • sir_crayo Re: Jokes concerning SAP 29.03.07, 16:14
      Życie....
      www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFAWR6hzZek&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eacademiaderas%2Ero%2Fpage%2F12%2F




    • lolek241 Re: Jokes concerning SAP 31.03.07, 09:26
      wpadki programistów ;-)

      www.sapfans.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=103417
      • jacek.klasa Re: Jokes concerning SAP 04.05.07, 21:49
        A tak odpoczywaja konsultanci SAP - warto rozwazyc ;)

        www.dropshots.com/photos/286710/20050930/153425.jpg
    • lolek241 What if SAP made toasters… 08.05.07, 14:37
      www.itcserver.com/blog/2007/04/26/what-if-sap-made-toasters/
    • krzysztof.kuczek Re: Jokes concerning SAP 24.05.07, 21:58
      i jeszcze to :)
      www.vault.com/messages/Accenture/Accenture1414850.html
      • mm5m Re: Jokes concerning SAP 24.05.07, 23:35
        Krzysiek, ale ten zart to chyba nie o SAP jest.... :)
        • krzysztof.kuczek Re: Jokes concerning SAP 25.05.07, 00:13
          No nie wiem, mi się kojarzy z SAP, sam nie wiem czemu :)))
          Pozdro
          Krzysiek
    • semperfrei Re: Jokes concerning SAP 25.05.07, 15:07
      Ciekawe amerykanskie blabla.
      Dla mnie to tez jest z rubryki: zarty.

      www.gazetawyborcza.pl/1,80852,4166867.html
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