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    • Gość: Helga Re: I miss Bill Clinton :) IP: *.wroclaw.dialog.net.pl 05.02.02, 18:13
      Mr.Conti. Prowokujesz pan!



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      • pan_conti Re: I miss Bill Clinton :) 05.02.02, 19:22
        Gość portalu: Helga napisał(a):

        > Mr.Conti. Prowokujesz pan!

        Jeszcze jak. Ile się da, w każdym poscie:)


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        • Gość: Helga Re: I miss Bill Clinton :) IP: *.wroclaw.dialog.net.pl 05.02.02, 19:41
          No tak. Teraz to mam naprawde przerabane...

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    • Gość: johnny Re: I miss Bill Clinton :) IP: *.client.attbi.com 05.02.02, 18:14
      Fuck him
      • Gość: Yidele Re: I miss Bill Clinton :) IP: *.budimex.com.pl 05.02.02, 19:02
        Who the fuck are you? Fuck you & the horse you rode in on, come lately
    • Gość: Yidele Re: I miss Bill Clinton :) IP: *.budimex.com.pl 05.02.02, 19:00
      Those were the days....
      • pan_conti Re: I miss Bill Clinton :) 05.02.02, 19:21
        Gość portalu: Yidele napisał(a):

        > Those were the days....

        Yes they were:). Like him or not, he was always very entertaining.
    • pan_conti Bill Clinton, nawet psa wytrenował :) 05.02.02, 20:05

      www.funny-pics.net/?i=558






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      • pan_conti Re: First Lady 05.02.02, 20:14


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        • pan_conti Re: Bill with family 05.02.02, 20:17


          www.funny-pics.net/?i=295





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        • Gość: Helga Re: First Lady IP: *.wroclaw.dialog.net.pl 05.02.02, 20:18
          Mr.Conti, pan wie, ze ja to ogladam? I wie pan, czym to sie skonczy? Ze sie
          zapisze do Demokratow!!!!!
          • pan_conti Re: More of Bill... Hi hi hi 05.02.02, 20:23

            www.funny-pics.net/?i=36




            Gość portalu: Helga napisał(a):

            > Mr.Conti, pan wie, ze ja to ogladam? I wie pan, czym to sie skonczy? Ze sie
            > zapisze do Demokratow!!!!!

            • pan_conti Re: And more of Bill 05.02.02, 20:37


              www.funny-pics.net/?i=159






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              > e
              > > zapisze do Demokratow!!!!!
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              • pan_conti Bardzo szczęśliwy Bill Clinton 05.02.02, 20:38


                www.funny-pics.net/?i=180






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                > > > zapisze do Demokratow!!!!!
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    • Gość: Jewel Re: Jewel, Computer Girl, to Mr.Conti IP: *.wroclaw.dialog.net.pl 05.02.02, 20:28
      I just want to say that I am a total computer nerd. I'm Jewel by the way, guess
      I should introduce myself.

      I like a man who knows his way around a computer. To see a man work on a
      computer is so sexy to me. Fingers flowing across the keyboard, hand moving the
      mouse around. I am getting turned on just thinking about it.

      I, personally, spend hours on end on my computer. Most of the time when I am
      messing around I am looking at adult sites. I don't know what it is but that
      stuff just turns me on.

      girls.amateurpages.com/jewel/html/about_me.htm

      • pan_conti Re: Jewel, Computer Girl, to Mr.Conti 05.02.02, 20:36

        Good, this makes two of us. How is your jewel hanging? Or maybe you are a jewel?

        Gość portalu: Jewel napisał(a):

        > I just want to say that I am a total computer nerd. I'm Jewel by the way, guess
        >
        > I should introduce myself.
        >
        > I like a man who knows his way around a computer. To see a man work on a
        > computer is so sexy to me. Fingers flowing across the keyboard, hand moving the
        >
        > mouse around. I am getting turned on just thinking about it.
        >
        > I, personally, spend hours on end on my computer. Most of the time when I am
        > messing around I am looking at adult sites. I don't know what it is but that
        > stuff just turns me on.
        >
        > <a href="http://girls.amateurpages.com/jewel/html/about_me.htm">girls.amateurpa
        > ges.com/jewel/html/about_me.htm</a>
        >

        • Gość: Jewel Re: Jewel, Computer Girl, to Mr.Conti IP: *.wroclaw.dialog.net.pl 05.02.02, 21:02
          Hi, it's Jewel again, you won't keep your pants on with these thoughts of me and
          my jewel box! My jewel is nice and wet & I want you to make me cum!

          Care to join me? It takes a woman of experience to make a man hard and explode
          with excitement.

          If not, I'll have to use my vibrator again.


          pan_conti napisał(a):

          >
          > Good, this makes two of us. How is your jewel hanging? Or maybe you are a jewel
          > ?
          >
          > Gość portalu: Jewel napisał(a):
          >
          > > I just want to say that I am a total computer nerd. I'm Jewel by the way,
          > guess
          > >
          > > I should introduce myself.
          > >
          > > I like a man who knows his way around a computer. To see a man work on a
          > > computer is so sexy to me. Fingers flowing across the keyboard, hand movin
          > g the
          > >
          > > mouse around. I am getting turned on just thinking about it.
          > >
          > > I, personally, spend hours on end on my computer. Most of the time when I
          > am
          > > messing around I am looking at adult sites. I don't know what it is but th
          > at
          > > stuff just turns me on.
          > >
          > > <a href="http://girls.amateurpages.com/jewel/html/about_me.htm">girl
          > s.amateurpa
          > > ges.com/jewel/html/about_me.htm</a>
          > >
          >

          • Gość: pan_cont Re: Jewel, Computer Girl, to Mr.Conti IP: *.cvx.algx.net 05.02.02, 21:19

            If Bill Clinton does it for you, than you are in the right place. If not, try
            the post about Quickly and his precious animals.

            PS
            In slang, jewels are usually used top describe mal genitalia

            Gość portalu: Jewel napisał(a):

            > Hi, it's Jewel again, you won't keep your pants on with these thoughts of me an
            > d
            > my jewel box! My jewel is nice and wet & I want you to make me cum!
            >
            > Care to join me? It takes a woman of experience to make a man hard and explode
            > with excitement.
            >
            > If not, I'll have to use my vibrator again.
            >
            >
            > pan_conti napisał(a):
            >
            > >
            > > Good, this makes two of us. How is your jewel hanging? Or maybe you are a
            > jewel
            > > ?
            > >
            > > Gość portalu: Jewel napisał(a):
            > >
            > > > I just want to say that I am a total computer nerd. I'm Jewel by the
            > way,
            > > guess
            > > >
            > > > I should introduce myself.
            > > >
            > > > I like a man who knows his way around a computer. To see a man work o
            > n a
            > > > computer is so sexy to me. Fingers flowing across the keyboard, hand
            > movin
            > > g the
            > > >
            > > > mouse around. I am getting turned on just thinking about it.
            > > >
            > > > I, personally, spend hours on end on my computer. Most of the time wh
            > en I
            > > am
            > > > messing around I am looking at adult sites. I don't know what it is b
            > ut th
            > > at
            > > > stuff just turns me on.
            > > >
            > > > <a href="girls.amateurpages.com/jewel/html/about_me.htm"
            > 2girl
            > > s.amateurpa
            > > > ges.com/jewel/html/about_me.htm</a>
            > > >
            > >
            >

            • Gość: Jewel Re: Jewel, Computer Girl, to Mr.Conti IP: *.wroclaw.dialog.net.pl 05.02.02, 21:24
              Gość portalu: pan_cont napisał(a):

              Pan_cont, where's your i?

              >
              > If Bill Clinton does it for you, than you are in the right place. If not, try
              > the post about Quickly and his precious animals.
              >
              > PS
              > In slang, jewels are usually used top describe mal genitalia

              Ooooops!:(
              That's it, you.... mother-fucker! That's the end of our conversation.

              Yours, furious,

              Jewel




              >
              > Gość portalu: Jewel napisał(a):
              >
              > > Hi, it's Jewel again, you won't keep your pants on with these thoughts of
              > me an
              > > d
              > > my jewel box! My jewel is nice and wet & I want you to make me cum!
              > >
              > > Care to join me? It takes a woman of experience to make a man hard and exp
              > lode
              > > with excitement.
              > >
              > > If not, I'll have to use my vibrator again.
              > >
              > >
              > > pan_conti napisał(a):
              > >
              > > >
              > > > Good, this makes two of us. How is your jewel hanging? Or maybe you a
              > re a
              > > jewel
              > > > ?
              > > >
              > > > Gość portalu: Jewel napisał(a):
              > > >
              > > > > I just want to say that I am a total computer nerd. I'm Jewel by
              > the
              > > way,
              > > > guess
              > > > >
              > > > > I should introduce myself.
              > > > >
              > > > > I like a man who knows his way around a computer. To see a man w
              > ork o
              > > n a
              > > > > computer is so sexy to me. Fingers flowing across the keyboard,
              > hand
              > > movin
              > > > g the
              > > > >
              > > > > mouse around. I am getting turned on just thinking about it.
              > > > >
              > > > > I, personally, spend hours on end on my computer. Most of the ti
              > me wh
              > > en I
              > > > am
              > > > > messing around I am looking at adult sites. I don't know what it
              > is b
              > > ut th
              > > > at
              > > > > stuff just turns me on.
              > > > >
              > > > > <a href="<a href="girls.amateurpages.com/jewel/html/ab
              > out_me.htm"">girls.amateurpages.com/jewel/html/about_me.htm"</a>
              > > 2girl
              > > > s.amateurpa
              > > > > ges.com/jewel/html/about_me.htm</a>
              > > > >
              > > >
              > >
              >

              • pan_conti Re: Jewel, Computer Girl, to Mr.Conti 05.02.02, 21:35
                Hey, don't blame me Helga, I didn't name you jewel. I named you Helga:)





                Gość portalu: Jewel napisał(a):

                > Gość portalu: pan_cont napisał(a):
                >
                > Pan_cont, where's your i?
                >
                > >
                > > If Bill Clinton does it for you, than you are in the right place. If not,
                > try
                > > the post about Quickly and his precious animals.
                > >
                > > PS
                > > In slang, jewels are usually used top describe mal genitalia
                >
                > Ooooops!:(
                > That's it, you.... mother-fucker! That's the end of our conversation.
                >
                > Yours, furious,
                >
                > Jewel
                >
                >
                >
                >
                > >
                > > Gość portalu: Jewel napisał(a):
                > >
                > > > Hi, it's Jewel again, you won't keep your pants on with these thought
                > s of
                > > me an
                > > > d
                > > > my jewel box! My jewel is nice and wet & I want you to make me cum!
                > > >
                > > > Care to join me? It takes a woman of experience to make a man hard an
                > d exp
                > > lode
                > > > with excitement.
                > > >
                > > > If not, I'll have to use my vibrator again.
                > > >
                > > >
                > > > pan_conti napisał(a):
                > > >
                > > > >
                > > > > Good, this makes two of us. How is your jewel hanging? Or maybe
                > you a
                > > re a
                > > > jewel
                > > > > ?
                > > > >
                > > > > Gość portalu: Jewel napisał(a):
                > > > >
                > > > > > I just want to say that I am a total computer nerd. I'm Jew
                > el by
                > > the
                > > > way,
                > > > > guess
                > > > > >
                > > > > > I should introduce myself.
                > > > > >
                > > > > > I like a man who knows his way around a computer. To see a
                > man w
                > > ork o
                > > > n a
                > > > > > computer is so sexy to me. Fingers flowing across the keybo
                > ard,
                > > hand
                > > > movin
                > > > > g the
                > > > > >
                > > > > > mouse around. I am getting turned on just thinking about it
                > .
                > > > > >
                > > > > > I, personally, spend hours on end on my computer. Most of t
                > he ti
                > > me wh
                > > > en I
                > > > > am
                > > > > > messing around I am looking at adult sites. I don't know wh
                > at it
                > > is b
                > > > ut th
                > > > > at
                > > > > > stuff just turns me on.
                > > > > >
                > > > > > <a href="<a href="<a href="girls.amateurpages.
                > com/jewel/html/ab">girls.amateurpages.com/jewel/html/ab</a>
                > > out_me.htm"">girls.amateurpages.com/jewel/html/about_me.htm"</a
                > 2
                > > > 2girl
                > > > > s.amateurpa
                > > > > > ges.com/jewel/html/about_me.htm</a>
                > > > > >
                > > > >
                > > >
                > >
                >

                • Gość: Jewel Re: Jewel, Computer Girl, to Mr.Conti IP: *.wroclaw.dialog.net.pl 05.02.02, 21:40
                  How can I know your dirty fucking English? I've never fucked in this language!
                  You...... fucker.
                  • pan_conti Re: Jewel, Computer Girl, to Mr.Conti 05.02.02, 21:50
                    Gość portalu: Jewel napisał(a):

                    > How can I know your dirty fucking English? I've never fucked in this language!
                    > You...... fucker.

                    Easy, easy. I don't expect you to know everything and I just, very nicely, guided
                    you out of a very embarrassing mistake. If you need a name for your sexual organs
                    why don't you use cookie:-)

                    • Gość: Jewel Re: Jewel, Computer Girl, to Mr.Conti IP: *.wroclaw.dialog.net.pl 05.02.02, 21:53
                      So what about a small lesson? Wouldn't you mind making a list of a correct
                      terminology?

                      I'll forgive you immediately:)
                      • pan_conti Re: Jewel, Computer Girl, to Mr.Conti 05.02.02, 21:55


                        What would zou like to know?


                        Gość portalu: Jewel napisał(a):

                        > So what about a small lesson? Wouldn't you mind making a list of a correct
                        > terminology?
                        >
                        > I'll forgive you immediately:)

                        • Gość: Jewel Re: Jewel, Computer Girl, to Mr.Conti IP: *.wroclaw.dialog.net.pl 05.02.02, 21:59
                          :)))))))
                          How would you call tis female thing between legs?
                          • pan_conti Re: Jewel, Computer Girl, to Mr.Conti 05.02.02, 22:04
                            If it's nice: Pussy
                            If tt's nasty: Cunt



                            Gość portalu: Jewel napisał(a):

                            > :)))))))
                            > How would you call tis female thing between legs?

                            • Gość: Jewel Re: Jewel, Computer Girl, to Mr.Conti IP: *.wroclaw.dialog.net.pl 05.02.02, 22:15
                              I'm sitting with my dictionary right now. There's a pussy in there but it is
                              translated into kitty. No cunts at all! Thanks:) And how nasty is this cunt? Can
                              yoy compare it to Polish term?

                              And what about a jewel?

                              pan_conti napisał(a):

                              > If it's nice: Pussy
                              > If tt's nasty: Cunt
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                              > Gość portalu: Jewel napisał(a):
                              >
                              > > :)))))))
                              > > How would you call tis female thing between legs?
                              >

                              • pan_conti Re: Jewel, Computer Girl, to Mr.Conti 05.02.02, 22:35
                                Gość portalu: Jewel napisał(a):

                                > I'm sitting with my dictionary right now. There's a pussy in there but it is
                                > translated into kitty.

                                Yes pussy is the correct word.




                                No cunts at all! Thanks:) And how nasty is this cunt?
                                Cunt is a very nasty word.

                                You will not find it in every dictionary because it has no other meaning.
                                My dictionary reads: female pudenda, - word is considered obscene.

                                To call women a cunt is one of the biggest insults you can think of.




                                Ca
                                > n
                                > yoy compare it to Polish term?

                                Pita? Pizda but more negative

                                >
                                > And what about a jewel?
                                >
                                > pan_conti napisał(a):
                                >
                                > > If it's nice: Pussy
                                > > If tt's nasty: Cunt
                                > >
                                > >
                                > >
                                > > Gość portalu: Jewel napisał(a):
                                > >
                                > > > :)))))))
                                > > > How would you call tis female thing between legs?
                                > >
                                >

                                • Gość: Jewel Re: Jewel, Computer Girl, to Mr.Conti IP: *.wroclaw.dialog.net.pl 05.02.02, 22:40
                                  WOW! I"LL REMEMBER THIS ONE! Mr.Conti, thank you for paying attention to my
                                  embarrassing linguistic problem:) Two more questions and I'll have rather
                                  enough for today -

                                  Are there any separate words for female and male orgasms?

                                  Let's take the verbs. People make love, they fuck... and?
                                  • pan_conti Re: Jewel, Computer Girl, to Mr.Conti 05.02.02, 22:49
                                    Gość portalu: Jewel napisał(a):

                                    > WOW! I"LL REMEMBER THIS ONE! Mr.Conti, thank you for paying attention to my
                                    > embarrassing linguistic problem:) Two more questions and I'll have rather
                                    > enough for today -
                                    >
                                    > Are there any separate words for female and male orgasms?

                                    No
                                    She had an orgasm
                                    He had an orgasm

                                    English is very simple that way


                                    >
                                    > Let's take the verbs. People make love, they fuck... and?


                                    People fuck
                                    She fucks
                                    He Fucks

                                    For he and she add "s" to a verb

                                    example:
                                    they run
                                    he runs
                                    she runs




                                    People are fucking
                                    He is fucking
                                    She is fucking
                                    Again very simple

                                    spadam do domu:)

                                    • Gość: Jewel Re: Jewel, Computer Girl, to Mr.Conti IP: *.wroclaw.dialog.net.pl 05.02.02, 23:05
                                      Thanks very much, however, I think I know how to conjugate verbs, including the
                                      one about fucking. I wanted synonyms for 'fuck'! Please?!

                                      I'll make an additional page for my dictionary right away, wit these
                                      recommendations of yours. You're my boss, Mr.Conti! Hope, you do not mind to
                                      be summoned for another linguistic session, in some time from now?
                                      • Gość: MR.CONTI Re: Jewel, Computer Girl, to Mr.Conti IP: *.milnernet.com 06.02.02, 00:10
                                        Gość portalu: Jewel napisał(a):

                                        > Thanks very much, however, I think I know how to
                                        conjugate verbs, including the
                                        >
                                        > one about fucking.


                                        Ok, ok, don’t get fresh with me. I don’t know how much
                                        English you actually know.


                                        I wanted synonyms for 'fuck'! Please?!



                                        As to the synonyms of the word fuck here we go:
                                        1. First of all I hope you realize that the word fuck is
                                        very vulgar and if you asked your girlfriend
                                        to fuck you, you most likely will not get lucky.

                                        2. To be nice you could ask here if she would have sex
                                        with you or even more politely if she
                                        would make love to you. So to fuck is to make love or to
                                        have sex.



                                        >
                                        > I'll make an additional page for my dictionary right
                                        away, wit these
                                        > recommendations of yours. You're my boss, Mr.Conti!
                                        Hope, you do not mind to
                                        > be summoned for another linguistic session, in some
                                        time from now?

                                        Any time:)


                                        • Gość: Helga Re: Jewel, Computer Girl, to Mr.Conti IP: *.wroclaw.dialog.net.pl 06.02.02, 00:16
                                          Mr.Conti, Jewel sobie poszla, ale bardzo dziekuje:) Wie pan, jak sie uczylam
                                          angielskiego? bralam jakiegos filozofa i uczylam sie po kawalku na pamiec. No i
                                          gramatyka tez. W efekcie znam bardzo duzo slow, ale niekoniecznie przydatnych w
                                          daily conversations. No i jest to wiedza bierna, bo raczej czytam niz mowie lub
                                          pisze. To jest okropnie frustrujace, jak sie potrafi odroznic ladna
                                          angielszczyzne od brzydkiej, a samemu sie nie potrafi.


                                          Gość portalu: MR.CONTI napisał(a):

                                          > Gość portalu: Jewel napisał(a):
                                          >
                                          > > Thanks very much, however, I think I know how to
                                          > conjugate verbs, including the
                                          > >
                                          > > one about fucking.
                                          >
                                          >
                                          > Ok, ok, don’t get fresh with me. I don’t know how much
                                          > English you actually know.
                                          >
                                          >
                                          > I wanted synonyms for 'fuck'! Please?!
                                          >
                                          >
                                          >
                                          > As to the synonyms of the word fuck here we go:
                                          > 1. First of all I hope you realize that the word fuck is
                                          > very vulgar and if you asked your girlfriend
                                          > to fuck you, you most likely will not get lucky.
                                          >
                                          > 2. To be nice you could ask here if she would have sex
                                          > with you or even more politely if she
                                          > would make love to you. So to fuck is to make love or to
                                          > have sex.
                                          >
                                          >
                                          >
                                          > >
                                          > > I'll make an additional page for my dictionary right
                                          > away, wit these
                                          > > recommendations of yours. You're my boss, Mr.Conti!
                                          > Hope, you do not mind to
                                          > > be summoned for another linguistic session, in some
                                          > time from now?
                                          >
                                          > Any time:)
                                          >
                                          >

                                          • Gość: MR.CONTI Re: Jewel, Computer Girl, to Mr.Conti IP: *.milnernet.com 06.02.02, 00:27
                                            Gość portalu: Helga napisał(a):

                                            . To jest okropnie frustrujace, jak sie potrafi odroznic
                                            ladna
                                            > angielszczyzne od brzydkiej, a samemu sie nie potrafi.


                                            Niestety, ja mam takie same uczucie w stosunku do
                                            polskiego:(((
                                            I feel much more comfortable in English:((

                                            Za dużo tal za granicą:)(







                                            >
                                            >
                                            > Gość portalu: MR.CONTI napisał(a):
                                            >
                                            > > Gość portalu: Jewel napisał(a):
                                            > >
                                            > > > Thanks very much, however, I think I know how to
                                            > > conjugate verbs, including the
                                            > > >
                                            > > > one about fucking.
                                            > >
                                            > >
                                            > > Ok, ok, don’t get fresh with me. I don’t know how
                                            much
                                            > > English you actually know.
                                            > >
                                            > >
                                            > > I wanted synonyms for 'fuck'! Please?!
                                            > >
                                            > >
                                            > >
                                            > > As to the synonyms of the word fuck here we go:
                                            > > 1. First of all I hope you realize that the word
                                            fuck is
                                            > > very vulgar and if you asked your girlfriend
                                            > > to fuck you, you most likely will not get lucky.
                                            > >
                                            > > 2. To be nice you could ask here if she would have
                                            sex
                                            > > with you or even more politely if she
                                            > > would make love to you. So to fuck is to make love
                                            or to
                                            > > have sex.
                                            > >
                                            > >
                                            > >
                                            > > >
                                            > > > I'll make an additional page for my dictionary
                                            right
                                            > > away, wit these
                                            > > > recommendations of yours. You're my boss,
                                            Mr.Conti!
                                            > > Hope, you do not mind to
                                            > > > be summoned for another linguistic session, in
                                            some
                                            > > time from now?
                                            > >
                                            > > Any time:)
                                            > >
                                            > >
                                            >

                                            • Gość: helga Re: Jewel, Computer Girl, to Mr.Conti IP: *.wroclaw.dialog.net.pl 06.02.02, 00:32
                                              A moge o cos zapytac? Pare miesiecy temu pan udawal z tym jezykiem polskim czy go
                                              cwiczyl?

                                              Pan bardzo ladnie mowi po polsku, tylko czasem wychodza panu takie metafory, ze
                                              ja je od razu zapamietuje. Kiedys pan napisal "tylko trup nie mysli". To bylo
                                              wstrzasajaco mocne stwierdzenie. ale ladne:)

                                              Gość portalu: MR.CONTI napisał(a):

                                              > Gość portalu: Helga napisał(a):
                                              >
                                              > . To jest okropnie frustrujace, jak sie potrafi odroznic
                                              > ladna
                                              > > angielszczyzne od brzydkiej, a samemu sie nie potrafi.
                                              >
                                              >
                                              > Niestety, ja mam takie same uczucie w stosunku do
                                              > polskiego:(((
                                              > I feel much more comfortable in English:((
                                              >
                                              > Za dużo tal za granicą:)(
                                              >
                                              >
                                              >
                                              >
                                              >
                                              >
                                              >
                                              > >
                                              > >
                                              > > Gość portalu: MR.CONTI napisał(a):
                                              > >
                                              > > > Gość portalu: Jewel napisał(a):
                                              > > >
                                              > > > > Thanks very much, however, I think I know how to
                                              > > > conjugate verbs, including the
                                              > > > >
                                              > > > > one about fucking.
                                              > > >
                                              > > >
                                              > > > Ok, ok, don’t get fresh with me. I don’t know how
                                              > much
                                              > > > English you actually know.
                                              > > >
                                              > > >
                                              > > > I wanted synonyms for 'fuck'! Please?!
                                              > > >
                                              > > >
                                              > > >
                                              > > > As to the synonyms of the word fuck here we go:
                                              > > > 1. First of all I hope you realize that the word
                                              > fuck is
                                              > > > very vulgar and if you asked your girlfriend
                                              > > > to fuck you, you most likely will not get lucky.
                                              > > >
                                              > > > 2. To be nice you could ask here if she would have
                                              > sex
                                              > > > with you or even more politely if she
                                              > > > would make love to you. So to fuck is to make love
                                              > or to
                                              > > > have sex.
                                              > > >
                                              > > >
                                              > > >
                                              > > > >
                                              > > > > I'll make an additional page for my dictionary
                                              > right
                                              > > > away, wit these
                                              > > > > recommendations of yours. You're my boss,
                                              > Mr.Conti!
                                              > > > Hope, you do not mind to
                                              > > > > be summoned for another linguistic session, in
                                              > some
                                              > > > time from now?
                                              > > >
                                              > > > Any time:)
                                              > > >
                                              > > >
                                              > >
                                              >

                                              • Gość: MR.CONTI Re: Jewel, Computer Girl, to Mr.Conti IP: *.milnernet.com 06.02.02, 01:30
                                                Gość portalu: helga napisał(a):

                                                > A moge o cos zapytac? Pare miesiecy temu pan udawal z
                                                tym jezykiem polskim czy
                                                > go
                                                > cwiczyl?

                                                Nie, to był tylko żart naśladowania Contiego. Pamiętasz
                                                Contiego?



                                                >
                                                > Pan bardzo ladnie mowi po polsku, tylko czasem
                                                wychodza panu takie metafory, ze
                                                >
                                                > ja je od razu zapamietuje. Kiedys pan napisal "tylko
                                                trup nie mysli". To bylo
                                                > wstrzasajaco mocne stwierdzenie. ale ladne:)



                                                He, he, nawet tego nie pamiętam, ale moje czy nie moje
                                                komplement przyjmuję - bardzo dziękuję.
                                                Najtrudniejsze to jest to że cały dzień myślę po
                                                angielsku i jest mi bardzo trudno się czasami przerzucić
                                                na polski. Dlatego moje zdania mają polskie słowa ale
                                                nie są zawsze po polsku zbudowane. O ortografii już
                                                lepiej nie mówić bo te ż,rz,ę,ą,u,ź itd. to mnie tylko
                                                wpier…ją.

                                                PS
                                                There is another word in slang for fuck. This word is:
                                                laid
                                                This word is somewhere between fuck and making love on
                                                the scale of vulgarism.
                                                Here is how its used: I got laid last night. Or. I am
                                                going out and I hope I will get laid this time.
                                                This word is not usually used between sexual partners
                                                but more likely between friends while talking about sex.
                                                Another words this is not a romantic way to talk about
                                                sex but it is a common between friends.


                                                >
                                                > Gość portalu: MR.CONTI napisał(a):
                                                >
                                                > > Gość portalu: Helga napisał(a):
                                                > >
                                                > > . To jest okropnie frustrujace, jak sie potrafi
                                                odroznic
                                                > > ladna
                                                > > > angielszczyzne od brzydkiej, a samemu sie nie
                                                potrafi.
                                                > >
                                                > >
                                                > > Niestety, ja mam takie same uczucie w stosunku do
                                                > > polskiego:(((
                                                > > I feel much more comfortable in English:((
                                                > >
                                                > > Za dużo tal za granicą:)(
                                                > >
                                                > >
                                                > >
                                                > >
                                                > >
                                                > >
                                                > >
                                                > > >
                                                > > >
                                                > > > Gość portalu: MR.CONTI napisał(a):
                                                > > >
                                                > > > > Gość portalu: Jewel napisał(a):
                                                > > > >
                                                > > > > > Thanks very much, however, I think I know how
                                                to
                                                > > > > conjugate verbs, including the
                                                > > > > >
                                                > > > > > one about fucking.
                                                > > > >
                                                > > > >
                                                > > > > Ok, ok, don’t get fresh with me. I don’t know
                                                how
                                                > > much
                                                > > > > English you actually know.
                                                > > > >
                                                > > > >
                                                > > > > I wanted synonyms for 'fuck'! Please?!
                                                > > > >
                                                > > > >
                                                > > > >
                                                > > > > As to the synonyms of the word fuck here we go:
                                                > > > > 1. First of all I hope you realize that the word
                                                > > fuck is
                                                > > > > very vulgar and if you asked your girlfriend
                                                > > > > to fuck you, you most likely will not get lucky.
                                                > > > >
                                                > > > > 2. To be nice you could ask here if she would
                                                have
                                                > > sex
                                                > > > > with you or even more politely if she
                                                > > > > would make love to you. So to fuck is to make
                                                love
                                                > > or to
                                                > > > > have sex.
                                                > > > >
                                                > > > >
                                                > > > >
                                                > > > > >
                                                > > > > > I'll make an additional page for my dictionary
                                                > > right
                                                > > > > away, wit these
                                                > > > > > recommendations of yours. You're my boss,
                                                > > Mr.Conti!
                                                > > > > Hope, you do not mind to
                                                > > > > > be summoned for another linguistic session, in
                                                > > some
                                                > > > > time from now?
                                                > > > >
                                                > > > > Any time:)
                                                > > > >
                                                > > > >
                                                > > >
                                                > >
                                                >

                                                • Gość: Helga Re: Jewel, Computer Girl, to Mr.Conti IP: *.wroclaw.dialog.net.pl 06.02.02, 01:43
                                                  Za uwagi lingwistyczne jestem bardzo wdzieczna, bardzo uwaznie je studiuje i
                                                  staram sie zapamietac:)

                                                  Mr.Contiego ze sztacheta bede pamietac baaaaardzo dlugo, szczegolnie jak sie
                                                  wybieral do Warszawy. Hi hiiii! A potem sie zdenerwowal i poszedl na piwo,
                                                  tylko to troche inaczej wyrazil. Ja sie jego postow uczylam na pamiec, tylko
                                                  trzeba sie bylo spieszyc, zeby zdazyc przed adminem. A Lwa Trockiego pan
                                                  pamieta?

                                                  PS. Wykrylam, ze pan jednak knuje. Ma pan list proszalny, zeby pan nie knul, bo
                                                  nic z tego nie bedzie.
                                                  • Gość: MR.CONTI Re: Jewel, Computer Girl, to Mr.Conti IP: *.milnernet.com 06.02.02, 02:32
                                                    Gość portalu: Helga napisał(a):

                                                    > Za uwagi lingwistyczne jestem bardzo wdzieczna, bardzo
                                                    uwaznie je studiuje i
                                                    > staram sie zapamietac:)
                                                    >
                                                    > Mr.Contiego ze sztacheta bede pamietac baaaaardzo
                                                    dlugo, szczegolnie jak sie
                                                    > wybieral do Warszawy. Hi hiiii! A potem sie
                                                    zdenerwowal i poszedl na piwo,
                                                    > tylko to troche inaczej wyrazil. Ja sie jego postow
                                                    uczylam na pamiec, tylko
                                                    > trzeba sie bylo spieszyc, zeby zdazyc przed adminem. A
                                                    Lwa Trockiego pan
                                                    > pamieta?

                                                    :) aż za nim tęsknię


                                                    >
                                                    > PS. Wykrylam, ze pan jednak knuje. Ma pan list
                                                    proszalny, zeby pan nie knul, bo
                                                    >
                                                    > nic z tego nie bedzie.

                                                    :)?
                                                  • Gość: Helga Re: Jewel, Computer Girl, to Mr.Conti IP: *.wroclaw.dialog.net.pl 06.02.02, 02:35
                                                    Nie ma pan? Czy tez to jest pytajnik odnosnie moich pytan? Ktorych?
                                                  • pan_conti Re: Jewel, Computer Girl, to Mr.Conti 06.02.02, 03:03
                                                    Gość portalu: Helga napisał(a):

                                                    > Nie ma pan? Czy tez to jest pytajnik odnosnie moich
                                                    pytan? Ktorych?

                                                    Check your e-mail
                                                    spadam, do jutra

                                                  • Gość: Helga Re: Jewel, Computer Girl, to Mr.Conti IP: *.wroclaw.dialog.net.pl 06.02.02, 03:09
                                                    Got it:))))))

                                                    Dobranoc

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