dana33
05.11.06, 20:23
It must be done for Great Britain
----it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife
naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So next Sunday at 4:00 PM , all British women are asked to walk out of
their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist
effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think
it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for
all British women.
And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your
side is further proof of your antiterrorist sentiment.
The British Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.