krauza
19.12.03, 11:51
Merry Christmas and a happy new year...
When the snow falls wunderbar
And the children happy are,
When there's Glatteis on the street,
And we all a Glühwein need,
Then you know, it is soweit:
Sie is here, the Weihnachtszeit
Every Parkhaus ist besetzt,
Cause the people fahren jetzt
All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt,
Kriegen almost Herzinfarkt.
Shoppen hirnverbrannte things
And the Christmas-Glocke rings.
Mother in the kitchen bakes
Chocolate-, Nut- and Almond-Keks
Daddy in the Nebenraum
Schmückt a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaum
He is hanging auf the balls,
Then he from the Leiter falls...
Finally the Kinderlein
To the Zimmer kommen rein
And es singt the family
Schauerlich: "Oh, Chistmastree!"
And then jeder in the house
Packing their Geschenke aus.
Mama finds under the Tanne
eine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne,
Papa gets a Schlips and Socken,
Everybody does frohlocken.
President speaks on TV,
All around is Harmonie,
Bis mother in the kitchen runs:
Im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans.
And so comes die Feuerwehr
With Tatü, Tata daher,
And they bring a long, long Schlauch
And a higher Leiter auch.
And they schrei then - "Wasser Marsch!",
Christmas, it is now im - Eimer...
