balls

[Gość: anonymous]

The woman in question, a cute blonde as it happens, was pulled over for
speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer. When he walked
up to her window and opened his ticket book she said:

"I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball."

He replied "No, highway patrolmen don't have balls."

There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what
he'd said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.