mother-in-law

[kylie1]

For all those that are married, I hope you can relate to this :)


A man, his wife, and annoying mother-in-law went on
vacation to Jerusalem.

While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.

The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped
home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy
Land for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just
have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to
ship your mother-in-law home, when it would
be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only
$150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried
here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I
just can't take that chance."

:)