Gość: Loopy Stinkerjuice
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09.11.02, 01:19
I got it in the e-mail today, thought it was fun and decided to share:
Here are the instructions:
The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain
Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by
Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.
Follow the instructions to find your new name:
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new
last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your
new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v= kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day,
adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your
life!
