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[Gość: mulat]

Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this today
after Hu Jintao was named
chief
> >of
> > >the Communist Party in China.
> > >
> > >HU'S ON FIRST
> > >
> > >By James Sherman
> > >
> > >
> > >(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
> > >
> > >George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's
happening?
> > >
> > >
> > >Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the
new leader of China.
> > >
> > >George: Great. Lay it on me.
> > >
> > >Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
> > >
> > >George: That's what I want to know.
> > >
> > >Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
> > >
> > >George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is
the new leader of China?
> > >
> > >Condi: Yes.
> > >
> > >George: I mean the fellow's name.
> > >
> > >Condi: Hu.
> > >
> > >George: The guy in China.
> > >
> > >Condi: Hu.
> > >
> > >George: The new leader of China.
> > >
> > >Condi: Hu.
> > >
> > >George: The Chinaman!
> > >
> > >Condi: Hu is leading China.
> > >
> > >George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
> > >
> > >Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
> > >
> > >George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading
China?
> > >
> > >Condi: That's the man's name.
> > >
> > >George: That's who's name?
> > >
> > >Condi: Yes.
> > >
> > >George: Will you or will you not tell me the
name of the new leader of
> > >China?
> > >
> > >Condi: Yes, sir.
> > >
> > >George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I
thought he was in the
> >Middle
> > >East.
> > >
> > >Condi: That's correct.
> > >
> > >George: Then who is in China?
> > >
> > >Condi: Yes, sir.
> > >
> > >George: Yassir is in China?
> > >
> > >Condi: No, sir.
> > >
> > >George: Then who is?
> > >
> > >Condi: Yes, sir.
> > >
> > >George: Yassir?
> > >
> > >Condi: No, sir.
> > >
> > >George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name
of the new leader of
> >China.
> > >Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on
the phone.
> > >
> > >Condi: Kofi?
> > >
> > >George: No, thanks.
> > >
> > >Condi: You want Kofi?
> > >
> > >George: No.
> > >
> > >Condi: You don't want Kofi.
> > >
> > >George: No. But now that you mention it, I
could use a glass of milk.
> >And
> > >then get me the U.N.
> > >
> > >Condi: Yes, sir.
> > >
> > >George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
> > >
> > >Condi: Kofi?
> > >
> > >George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
> > >
> > >Condi: And call who?
> > >
> > >George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
> > >
> > >Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
> > >
> > >George: Will you stay out of China?!
> > >
> > >Condi: Yes, sir.
> > >
> > >George: And stay out of the Middle East!
Just get me the guy at the
> >U.N.
> > >
> > >Condi: Kofi.
> > >
> > >George: All right! With cream and two
sugars. Now get on the phone.
> > >
> > >(Condi picks up the phone.)
> > >
> > >Condi: Rice, here.
> > >
> > >George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg
rolls, too. Maybe we
> >should
> > >send some to the guy in China. And the
Middle East. Can you get
Chinese
> >food in
> > > the Middle East?
> > >

[Gość: chickenShorts]

Thanks, mulat! Made me laugh...