ontarian
20.10.05, 18:02
Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have
a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with
tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a co-worker
who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-
worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what
your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when
he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner,
I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR
IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same
day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns
slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a
stapler or a hole-puncher.
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the
irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the
living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day!
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