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ertres Re: barbie 09.11.05, 15:42

<!DOCTYPE HTML public "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN">
<HTML>
<HEAD>
<TITLE>Blinking Text 2.0</TITLE>
<style type="text/css">
.link{font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size:8pt; color:#003399; font-
weight:normal}
.link:hover{font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size:8pt; color:#0099FF;
font-weight:normal}
.header{font-family:arial,verdana,helvetica; font-size:20pt; color:#003399;
font-weight:bold}
</style>
</HEAD>
<BODY bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
<CENTER>
<span class="header">Blinking Text 2.0</span>
<BR><BR>

<SCRIPT LANGUAGE=JAVASCRIPT>
// Location of this script:
// www.qiksearch.com/javascripts/
// blinking_text20.htm
//**************************************
// *******
//* Blinking Text 2.0 *
//* Blinks a text *
//* v 2.0 works on IE/NS4/NS6 *
//* Modified 07 May 2002 *
//* (c) Premshree Pillai, *
//* www.qiksearch.com *
//* E-mail : premshree@hotmail.com*
//* Use the script freely as long as thi
// s *
//* message is intact *
//**************************************
// *******
window.onerror = null;
var IE4=document.all&&navigator.userAgent.indexOf("Opera")==-1;
var NS4=document.layers;
var NS6=document.getElementById&&navigator.userAgent.indexOf("Opera")==-1;
var blink_speed=1000; // Delay in milliseconds
var i=0;
var left_pos=330; // The Distance of text from left

if (IE4)

{
layerRef="document.all";
styleSwitch=".style";
}
//BLINKING
function Blink(layerName)

{
if (IE4)

{
if(i%2==0)

{
eval(layerRef+'["'+layerName+'"]'+
styleSwitch+'.visibility="visible"');
}
else

{
eval(layerRef+'["'+layerName+'"]'+
styleSwitch+'.visibility="hidden"');
}
}

if(NS6 && (navigator.appName!="Microsoft Internet Explorer"))

{
if(i%2==0)

{
eval('document.getElementById("' + layerName
+ '").style.display=""');
}
else

{
eval('document.getElementById("' + layerName
+ '").style.display="none"');
}
}
if(i<1)

{
i++;
}
else

{
i--
}
setTimeout("Blink('"+layerName+"')",blink_speed);
}
if(IE4||NS6)

{
if(IE4)

{
dispIENS="visibility:hidden;";
}
else

{
dispIENS="display:none;";
}
document.write('<DIV id="qiksearch" style="position:absolute; left:' +
left_pos + ';' + dispIENS + '"><FONT face="verdana,arial,helvetica"
color="#FF0000"><B>Blinking Text!</B></FONT></DIV>');
Blink('qiksearch');
}
if(NS4)

{
document.write('<BLINK><FONT face="verdana,arial,helvetica"
color="#FF0000"><B>Blinking Text!</B></FONT></BLINK>');
}
</SCRIPT>

<TABLE align="center" width="400"><TR><TD>
<BR>
<FONT face="verdana,arial,helvetica" size="-1" color="#000000">
this script is a simple script that blinks a text like the one shown above.
<BR><BR>this version (v 2.0) supports IE, Netscape 4.x and Netscape 6.x.
<BR><BR>The blinking speed can be adjusted by the variable <FONT
face="courier">blink_speed</FONT>. (Here 1000, which means that the text will
blink every 1000 milliseconds, i.e a blink speed of 1 blinks/second.)
<BR><BR>You cannot change the blink speed for Netscape 4.x.
</FONT>
</TD></TR></TABLE>
<BR>
<CENTER><A href="premshree@hotmail.com" class="link">© 2002 Premshree
Pillai</A></CENTER>
<BR>
<CENTER><A
href="http://www.qiksearch.com/javascripts/blinking_text20.htm"><FONT
face="arial,verdana,helvetica" size="-2"
color="#CCCCCC">http://www.qiksearch.com/javascripts/blinking_text20.htm</FONT><
/A></CENTER>
</BODY>
</HTML>

ontarian Re: barbie 09.11.05, 15:50

a ty co? kurs html zaczales prowadzic?
lunatix Re: barbie 09.11.05, 16:44

Na dodatek na przestarzala wersje.

marianna_m1 :)nt 09.11.05, 17:45

ontarian cos o dzieciakach 10.11.05, 17:11

1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was

dead.

"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.

"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child
innocently.

You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

"You know,"explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't
move."

2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father.

Five minutes later....."Da-ad...."

"What?"

"I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"

"No, You had your chance. Lights out."

Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."

"WHAT?"

"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"

I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"

Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."

"WHAT!"

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"

3. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief,

finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"

The boy thought it over and said,
"Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St.
Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'"

4. One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her
son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor
in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"

The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
"I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."

A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:
"The big sissy."

5. It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's
sermon. All the children were invited to come forward.
One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down,
the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your
Easter Dress?"

The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes,
and my Mom says it's a bitch to iron."

6. When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came
into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower.
She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"

I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy."

"I know," she replied, but what's growing in your butt?"

7. A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself,

"Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven.

Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...."

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."

"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.

"Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching
my son in math?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."

The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of
a bitch is four?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two
plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

8. One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to
her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to
warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer
and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"

The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer
said?"

One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Shit! A
talking chicken!'"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

9. A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr.
Sugarbrown's daughter."

Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown."

The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, "Aren't you Mr.
Sugarbrown's daughter?"

She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."

10. A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"

Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough."

The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a
smooth one, can I play with him?"

11. A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a
snack cake The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your
Twinkie."

She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too."

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