raport ze sklepu polonijnego

[piss.doff]

poniewaz to wasza wina bo o tym zarciu bylo tu tyle, akurat bylo po drodze
wiec dokonalem zakupu w celu raportu na forum:

1. Boczek babuni. Niezly, 60% tluszczu ale zjedlismy na spolke z psem na
kolacje. Sny mielismy obaj takie ze po obudzeniu sie obaj nie bylismy pewni
do czego miedzy nami doszllo w nocy... Pies nie chcial sie nad tym rozwodzic.

2. Bacon (wygladal na poledwice. Kompletnie bez smaku, nic. Na szczescie
wzialem tylko dwa plasterki wiec pies sie tym zaopiekowal, no i ten tluszcz.
brr. Przy okazji obejrzalem sobie kilku burakow. Jeden jak wyszedl z
samochodu, w dresie z lampasami to przypominal mi kozaka wysiadajaceg z Fiata
125p, ten sam chod malpio-marynarski, inna para skarpet w celu powiekszenia
jader, hehehe. Drugi wyraznie mnie blokowal zebym nagle nie wsloczyl bez
kolejki, jak sie niespodziewanie ruszyl to wykonal skok prawie na kase i
zablokowal cialem. Mlody chlopak, skad on takie tricki zna?
Obejrzalem sobie kilka kobiet w dzinsach i kurtkach skorzanych... w koncu co
za roznica?


3. Piernik dominikanski w polewie czekoladowej. Nazwa mi podpadla a obok byl
piernik tumski... hahaha to juz wiedzialem, malutkimi literami byo o
mamutach... aaaa, z Wroclawskie piekarni Mamuty.. To byla zawsze dobra
piekarnia z technologia przemyslowa wiec sprobowalismy, piec ugryzl, ja
zjadlem. Polecam, dobry, nieduzy ale na pewno nie jest taki jak dawniej z
Kopernika. Nie byl zly, przebija torciki wedlowskie.

4. Tu byla wpadka. Wzialem puszke byczkow polskich robionych w Tczewie..
Zajzajer taki ze kot nie chcial ruszyc. Wyraznie byly dwa smaki: jeden z
gazow bojowych a drugi z zalewy ktora je miala wyciagnac. Makabra. Pewnie
byla to jakas padlina bo byczki to nie byly. Radze trzymac sie ruskich
byczkow na przyszlosc... te przynajmniej maja smak ryby a przynajmniej mialy
bo:

5. Bo wzialem szprotki ryzskie ktore tak zachwalalem. Kjm, doszlo juz do Rygi
to oszustwo rybne. Coz za straszny syf, jakis podejrzany plyn zamiast oliwy,
jakies farfocle z pianka wyplywaly z nich. Kot mial uczte.

6. Na razie wierze tylko w tunczyka z nalepka amerykanska, tez trzeba
wiedziec ktory ale jak sie trafi wlasciwa marke to jest super.

7. Naleczowianka. Z ta zadnych niespodzianek, zawsze dobra.

8. Mak. Super i tani, w sam raz do dawania w zyle, eee, czy ktos ma
WYPROBOWANY przepis jak zrobic dobry makowiec? O krecenie sie martwcie, mam
specjalna maszynke do krecenia. Made in Germany.

9. Cynamon. Przyprawy duzo tansze niz w normalnych sklepach. Np jalowiec.

[dunajec1]

Mozesz podac namiary na ten sklep?

[jot-23]

hehe ja ostatnio zrobilem pierogi ruskie ---> z wlasnorecznie robionego twarogu
(kartofli jeszcze sam nie sadze, ale mozezaczne na wiosne, bo wiadomo, koniec
USA juz nadchodzi, nie znasz dnia ani godziny, wiec jak nie jestes self-
sufficient, to mozna bedzie pomzec z glodu (i zimna))....taaaa..... przy uzyciu
pasta attachment do kitchenaida... godzina i 60 pierogow gotowe...man... nawet
byly edible.

[za_morzem]

masz racje piss.off
zarcie amerykanskie slynie z tego ze najlepsze na calym swiecie wiec powinienies
stick with it.
stad pewnie tez sukces amerykanskich restauracji kwitnacych wszedzie jak grzyby
po deszczu.
nie tykaj tego polskiego shitu bo sie zatrujesz!!!

[piss.doff]

mnie najbardziej interesuje jak sobie poradziles z myciem tej przystawki.

[jot-23]

przystawki sie nie myje...ona sluzy tylko do "walkowania" ciasta

www.amazon.com/KitchenAid-KPRA-Roller-Attachment-Mixers/dp/B00004SGFS
"lepienie" niestety "reczne"...

[jot-23]

hehe, tak a'propos te maszynki robia nie tylko ciasto na pierogi swietny
makaron w 15 minut ---> od maki i jaj do posypywania parmesanem na talezu.

[piss.doff]

podobno nigdy nie udalo mi sie nia nic zrobic. Sa maszyny do robienia ciast
ai wyciskania makaronu-

To juz koszerne ci sie przejadlo..............?

[eryk1959]

[piss.doff]

tak, nie moge juz patrzec na gefilte fish. shalom!

banany

[jp.hi]

Jak juz o jedzeniu mowa to wrzuce to info o bananach. Dla mnie to byla
niespodzianka.

BANANAS
A professor at CCNY for a physiological psych class told his class about
bananas. He said the expression "going bananas" is from the effects of
bananas on the brain. Read on:

Never, put your banana in the refrigerator!!!

This is interesting.
After reading this, you'll never look at a banana in the same way again.

Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose
combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial
boost of energy.

Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a
strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit
with the world's leading athletes.

But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also
help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions,
making it a must to add to our daily diet.

Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people
suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This
is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body
converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and
generally make you feel happier.

PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates
blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

Anemia: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in
the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.

Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium
yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure. So much so, the
US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make
official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure
and stroke.

Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped
through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and
lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the
potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.

Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore
normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to
laxatives.

Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana
milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the
help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk
soothes and re-hydrates your system.

Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you
suffer from heartburn, try e ating a banana for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood
sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the
affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it
amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.

Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.

Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria
found pressure at wor k leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and
crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese
were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to
avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar le
vels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels
steady.

Ulcers: The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders
because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that
can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes
over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

Temperature control: Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit
that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant
mothers. In Thailand , for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure
their baby is born with a cool temperature.

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers because
they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.

Smoking &Tobacco Use: Bananas can also help people trying to give up
smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium
found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine
withdrawal. < BR>
Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat,
sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we
are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium
levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana
snack.

Strokes: According to research in The New En gland Journal of Medicine,
eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by
strokes by as much as 40%!

Warts: Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off
a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the
yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical
tape!

So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it
to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three
times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other
vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best
value foods around So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so
that we say, "A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"

PASS IT ON TO YOUR FRIENDS
PS: Bananas must be the reason monkeys are so happy all the time! I will add
one here; want a quick shine on our shoes?? Take the INSIDE of the banana
skin, and rub directly on the shoe...polish with dry cloth. Amazing fruit !

[a_cali]

z pomidorami podobnie,nigdy nie trzymaj ich w lodowce a o czyszczeniu butow
wiedzialem ale jakos nigdy nie probowalem ,pozdrawiam

[yaponczyk2]

Piss.dof, to jeden z bardziej jajcarkich wpisow od paru miesiecy na tym
ponurym forum pelnym sfrustrowanych wygnacow.
Szkoda tylko ze teraz pewnie zlapiesz bana, bo jak powszechnie wiadomo na tym
Forum nie ma miejsca dla ludzi na luzie i z poczuciem humoru ))

[tato1]

.............Uuuu...........pssss........yaps dostal bana!

[yaponczyk1]

............e..........tam................

[robinhood101]

Podziwiam samozaparcie i dazenie do celu ...tj. ciagle kupowanie w tych
zatechlych smierdzacych sklepach...
Nie boisz sie, ze sie otrujesz ktoregos razu?
Ja w polonijnych sklepach nie kupuje juz od 20 lat i zyje. Jak sie zyje w
Ameryce, to trzeba byc otwartym na wszystkie kuchnie i przysmaki swiata a nie
tylko na te 10-letnie torunskie pierniki. Zreszta w porownaniu z innymi
kuchniami swiata Polska ze swoimi burakami i pierogami stoi na szarrrrym koncu.
Lepiej wiec sprobowac kuchni wloskiej greckiej czy hinduskiej. Ta ostatnia
zreszta to znany afrodyzajek.

[a_cali]

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