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waldek.usa Re:This is an actual extract 12.09.03, 19:45

from a home economics book printed in the 1950s, 'The Good Wives Guide'.

1. Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a
delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know
that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most
men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially
his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.
2. Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when
he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-
looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
3. Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day
may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
4. Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the
house just before your husband arrives. Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper,etc.
and then run a dustcloth over the tables.
5. Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire
for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and
order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort
will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
6. Minimise all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of
the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. Be
happy to see him.
7. Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please
him.
8. Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but
the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his
topics of conversation are more important than yours.
9. Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out
to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead try to
understand his world of strain and pressure, and his very real need to be at
home and relax.
10. Your goal. Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and
tranquillity where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.
11. Don't greet him with complaints and problems
12. Don't complain if he's late home for dinner or even if he stays out all
night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that
day.
13. Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have
him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange
his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low soothing and
pleasant voice.
14. Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgement or
integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always
exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question
him. A good wife always KNOWS HER PLACE.
- swiatlo Gdzie mozna taka zone znalezc? 12.09.03, 19:50
  
  Bo ja jestem absolutnie zainteresowany!!
  - waldek.usa Re: Gdzie mozna taka zone znalezc? 12.09.03, 19:53
    
    swiatlo napisał:
    
    > Bo ja jestem absolutnie zainteresowany!!
    >
    
    Retirement house ((
waldek.usa Re: How To Make Your 12.09.03, 19:47

Asian Girlfriend Eternally Happy

1. Be RICH. This is important for you, but not for her. For her the number two
rule follows.
2. Spend MONEY on HER. This is the most important thing for her, whether you
are rich, have any money, or must lie, steal, or kill to do it.
3. Be TALL. Of course you have no real control over this, but if you don't do
it, she will secretly and forever resent you for it and it will come out of
left field to smite you. Preferably be about one foot taller than her - not for
comfort or aesthetics, but because you are a trophy and, as always, the bigger
the better.
4. Be a MINDLESS ZOMBIE RULED BY HER. Forget what you've heard about submissive
Asian women. They actually rule every relationship with insidious and painful,
passive-aggressive, guilt-evoking, whiny, crying mind-control.
5. Have the EMOTIONAL STABILITY OF A 4-YEAR-OLD. She will be impressed and
enraptured by your delight at the sight of Hello Kitty, stuffed animals,
puppies, kitties, duckies, bunnies, as well as chocolates, shiny jewelry and
other trinkets and knick-knacks. Also, she will understand perfectly well if
you pout over the smallest perceived slight or slip and demand to be appeased,
assuaged, or made up to. If you behave any other way, she will never understand
it.
6. Dress like a PRETTY-BOY GEEK. This will save her the trouble of replacing
your wardrobe and dressing you, herself.
7. Remove EVERY HAIR ON YOUR BODY EXCEPT THOSE ON YOUR SCALP. The sight of a
whisker on your face reminds her that somewhere inside you, something is trying
to grow. You must not grow - you must be as unchanging and constant as the
firmament.
8. There are NO MORE RULES to making your Asian girlfriend eternally happy. If
any situation arises which you feel the rules have not addressed, you are
mistaken - immediately refer to the primary rules #1 and #2 - they are the
solution in every such case.

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