Ever wonder..?

[republican]

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside
the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's
in your ass?

[tenobcy]

to jest forum polskie wiec dlaczego piszesz po angielsku. Mozesz przetlumaczyc?

[soup_nazi]

tenobcy napisał:

> to jest forum polskie wiec dlaczego piszesz po angielsku. Mozesz
przetlumaczyc?

To jest forum polonijne, wiec zdarza sie, ze uzywane sa rowniez inne jezyki. I
tak jest dobrze, pod warunkiem, ze uzycie obcego jezyka jest uzasadnione. W tym
wypadku jest, bo to niezbyt przetlumaczalna gra slow majaca sens w angielskim a
w polskim nie bardzo. Dlatego nie moze ci przetlumaczyc.

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tenobcy napisał:

> to jest forum polskie wiec dlaczego piszesz po angielsku. Mozesz
przetlumaczyc?

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To jest forum Polonia ,... Trzeba bylo sie uczyc jak tata
tlumaczyl ,...

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republican napisał:

> Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside
> the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's
> in your ass?

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Also , known as a homorrhoid ,... W San Francisco !

[kalifornian]

Coz za blyskotliwy dowcip na poziomie 12-latka.

you are a bunch of homophobic a$$holes

[tenobcy]

and soup is your king. You are also intellectually challeneged, impolite, stuck
up and xenophobic. It's pathetic that such slime as you are, has access to
keyboards.

Rwij stad kapcie synu

[soup_nazi]

[Gość: VIP-1]

a kto tobie hujcu glupi kompa udostepnia?

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Gość portalu: VIP-1 napisał(a):

> a kto tobie hujcu glupi kompa udostepnia?

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Hej WIP , do you think what I think ? ,...

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tenobcy napisał:

> and soup is your king. You are also intellectually challeneged, impolite,
stuck
>
> up and xenophobic. It's pathetic that such slime as you are, has access to
> keyboards.

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Ooooo ! My boy ,... Co cie tak kopnelo ? A$$holes ? Ile liczysz w US $$ ?

40% jadowitych odpowiedzi drodzy Rodacy.......

[republican]

...wstyd mi za Was

[luiza-w-ogrodzie]

republican napisał:

> Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside
> the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's
> in your ass?

Republican, porownujesz lacinskie, greckie i angielskie slowa, dlatego nic sie
Tobie nie zgadza. Jak sie ograniczysz do jednego jezyka, zycie znacznie sie
Tobie uprosci...

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Luiza-w-Ogrodzie

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[republican]

luiza-w-ogrodzie napisała:

> republican napisał:
>
> > Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside
> > the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's
> > in your ass?
>
> Republican, porownujesz lacinskie, greckie i angielskie slowa, dlatego nic
sie
> Tobie nie zgadza. Jak sie ograniczysz do jednego jezyka, zycie znacznie sie
> Tobie uprosci...

Luizo in the Fields:
Jak wiesz jezyk angielski jest taki bogaty bo latwo absorbuje slowa z innych
jezykow.
Lacina i Greka maja tyle "poteznych", pelnych znaczenia wyrazow.
PS
Czytajac naszych Rodakow powyzej, nasz rodzinny jezyk jest tez bardzo
urozmaicony.

Buzka
R



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Slynny esej: English is a crazy language

[luiza-w-ogrodzie]

Republican, wiecej podobnych problemow ponizej:

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Let's face it, English is a crazy language! There is no egg in eggplant, no ham
in hamburger, no apple or pine in pineapple. English muffins were not invented
in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweet breads
(which are not sweet) are meats.

We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes, we find that
quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither
a pig nor from Guinea.

Why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and
hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of
booth beeth? One goose, two geese. So one loose tooth, two leese teeth? One
index, two indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends, but not
just one amend? That you comb through the annals of history, but not just a
single annal? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and you get rid of all but
one of them, what do you call it? If a teacher has taught, why hasn't a
preacher praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

If you wrote a letter, perhaps you also bote your tongue? Sometimes I think all
the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.
In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship
by truck and send cargo by truck or ship? Have noses that run and feet that
smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways? Lift a thumb and thumb a lift?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise
guy are opposites? How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot
and quite a few are the same? How can a person be "pretty ugly"?

Have you noticed that we talk about certain things only when they are absent?
Have you ever seen a horseful carriage or a strapful gown? Met a sung hero or
experienced requited love? Have you ever run into someone who was
combombulated, gruntled, ruly or peccable? And where are all those people who
are spring chickens or would actually hurt a fly? Have you ever known someone
that you would touch with a ten foot pole?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can
burn up as it burns down, in which you fill out a form by filling it in, and in
which an alarm clock goes off by going on. Why is "crazy man" an insult, while
to insert a comma and say "crazy, man" is a compliment?

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity
of the human race (which, of course, isn't a race at all).

That is why when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay,
I end it.

© English Teachers Association, Switzerland


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Luiza-w-Ogrodzie

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[republican]

Luizo
Absolutely fantastic, may i send it to others?
PS
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
> > >
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made
from?

[luiza-w-ogrodzie]

Republican, ten esej krazy po Internecie od poznych lat 90-tych (pierwszy raz
widzialam go w 1997). Kopiuj i wysylaj, ale nie gwarantuje ze bedzie nowoscia
dla Twoich znajomych.

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[luiza-w-ogrodzie]

republican napisał:

> PS
> If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Testzzical LOL

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[dreptak2k]

luiza-w-ogrodzie napisała:

> Let's face it, English is a crazy language!

Tak, niezle. Nigdy tego wczesniej nie czytalem.

[republican]

dreptak2k napisał:

> luiza-w-ogrodzie napisała:
>
> > Let's face it, English is a crazy language!
>
> Tak, niezle. Nigdy tego wczesniej nie czytalem.

Ja tez nie czytalem tego, ale ja taki prostak, LOL