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[Gość: Dr.Ottl]

Dr. Ottl - freundlichst wie immer - mit der Lösung zum multiplen kollateralen
Dachschaden:





Multipler kollateraler Dachschaden

... auf dem weg vom null-defizit in die nato ...

... und bei der zeitung für leser.



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[Gość: helga]

Gość portalu: Dr.Ottl napisał(a):


> Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to
> protect your
> new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration
>
> card
> below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will
>
> help us
> to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.
> 1.
> [_] Mr.
> [_] Mrs.
> [_] Ms.
> [_] Miss
> [_] Lt.
> [_] Gen.
> [_] Comrade
> [x] Classified
> [_] Other
> First Name: .Helga.....................
> Initial: ...H.....
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> [_] F-15 Eagle
> [_] F-16 Falcon
> [x] F-117A Stealth
> [_] Classified
> 3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day): .02.../..02..../..28....
> 4. Serial Number:....classified...........................
> 5. Please indicate where this product was purchased:
> [_] Received as gift / aid package
> [_] Catalogue / showroom
> [_] Independent arms broker
> [x] Mail order
> [_] Discount store
> [_] Government surplus
> [_] Classified
> 6. Please indicate how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you
> have just
> purchased:
> [_] Heard loud noise, looked up
> [_] Store display
> [_] Espionage
> [_] Recommended by friend / relative / ally
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> [x] Was attacked by one
> 7. Please indicate the three (3) factors that most influenced your decision to
> purchase
> this McDonnell Douglas product:
> [x] Style / appearance
> [_] Speed / maneuverability
> [_] Price / value
> [_] Comfort / convenience
> [_] Kickback / bribe
> [x] Recommended by salesperson
> [_] McDonnell Douglas reputation
> [_] Advanced Weapons Systems
> [_] Backroom politics
> [x] Negative experience opposing one in combat
> 8. Please indicate the location(s) where this product will be used:
> [_] North America
> [_] Iraq
> [_] Iran
> [_] Aircraft carrier
> [_] Iraq
> [_] Europe
> [_] Iraq
> [_] Middle East (not Iraq)
> [_] Iraq
> [_] Africa
> [_] Iraq
> [_] Asia / Far East
> [_] Iraq
> [x] Misc. Third World countries
> [_] Iraq
> [_] Classified
> [_] Iraq
> 9. Please indicate the products that you currently own or intend to purchase in
>
> the near
> future:
> [x] Color TV
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> [x] CD Player
> [_] Air-to-Air Missiles
> [_] Space Shuttle
> [_] Home Computer
> [x] Nuclear Weapon
> 10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? (Indicate all that
> apply.)
> [_] Communist / Socialist
> [_] Terrorist
> [x] Crazed
> [_] Neutral
> [x] Democratic
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> [_] Corrupt
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> [_] Default on loans
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> [_] Black market / smuggling
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> [_] Wines
> [x] Interrogation / torture
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> Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers will
>
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> survey,
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> Sweepstakes!
> Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to:
> McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION Marketing Department Military Aerospace
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>
>

[Gość: Dr.Ottl]

W nagrode dostaniesz kilka F-16

[_helga]

Gość portalu: Dr.Ottl napisał(a):

> W nagrode dostaniesz kilka F-16


Bardzo dziekuje! Wlasnie podejmuje pewna akcje w misc. Third World Countries i mi
sie przydadza!

[Gość: Paul]

_helga napisał(a):

> Gość portalu: Dr.Ottl napisał(a):
>
> > W nagrode dostaniesz kilka F-16
>
>
> Bardzo dziekuje! Wlasnie podejmuje pewna akcje w misc. Third World Countries i
> mi
> sie przydadza!
Ta ankieta, to krazy juz od dawna, sam ja kiedys wypelnialem;-). Co do Pani
udzialu w "akcji", to swietnie sie sklada, bo osobiscie planuje uzyc paru
pierwszych dywizjonow F18E, ktore niebawem wejda do akcji. Szczegoly operacji
dostarcze pani szyfrem masonsko-pentagonskim, haslem wywolawczy bedzie mazurek
Dombrowskiego wymieszany co 3 takty z hymnem amerykanskim, nadawany na falach
srednich, przez nasza tajna komorke w znienawidzonym CNN. Uszanowanie i
powodzenia. Bog jest z nami, jak to ktos kiedys mawial;-)
Paul

[Gość: Dr.Ottl]

Dziekuje za tak pozytywne i kreatywne odpowiedzi. Co do mazurka Dabrowskiego,
wolalby cos bardziej wznioslego na wzor ; " Hej wy traktory rumaki stalowe!
niech zawarczy stalowe was glos" - juz niestety zapomnialem te zwrotki.
Albo - Ej wy pala, zielonyje pala, krasna kawaleria saditsia na kania"
Trzeba zamienic Krasnaju Kawaleriu na Yankee Boys.
Rowniez fale srednie nie faluja rownie dlugo jak fale dlugie.

[Gość: Paul]

Gość portalu: Dr.Ottl napisał(a):

> Dziekuje za tak pozytywne i kreatywne odpowiedzi. Co do mazurka Dabrowskiego,
> wolalby cos bardziej wznioslego na wzor ; " Hej wy traktory rumaki stalowe!
> niech zawarczy stalowe was glos" - juz niestety zapomnialem te zwrotki.
> Albo - Ej wy pala, zielonyje pala, krasna kawaleria saditsia na kania"
> Trzeba zamienic Krasnaju Kawaleriu na Yankee Boys.
> Rowniez fale srednie nie faluja rownie dlugo jak fale dlugie.
Wezmiemy Pana sugestie pod uwage. Szczerze dziekujemy,
Paul

[_helga]

Gość portalu: Dr.Ottl napisał(a):

> Dziekuje za tak pozytywne i kreatywne odpowiedzi. Co do mazurka Dabrowskiego,
> wolalby cos bardziej wznioslego na wzor ; " Hej wy traktory rumaki stalowe!
> niech zawarczy stalowe was glos" - juz niestety zapomnialem te zwrotki.
> Albo - Ej wy pala, zielonyje pala, krasna kawaleria saditsia na kania"
> Trzeba zamienic Krasnaju Kawaleriu na Yankee Boys.
> Rowniez fale srednie nie faluja rownie dlugo jak fale dlugie.


Doktorze Ottl! Zostanmy lepiej przy piesniach narodowych, polskiej i
amerykanskiej, bo je znam. A piesni bojowych o traktorach to musialabym sie
dopiero nauczyc. To ja wole sie uczyc jak obslugiwac te F16. Co do falowania fal
srednich to ma pan racje, ze fale dlugie faluja dluzej. Moga byc.

Pilotka Bojowa Helga

[_helga]

Gość portalu: Paul napisał(a):

> _helga napisał(a):
>
> > Gość portalu: Dr.Ottl napisał(a):
> >
> > > W nagrode dostaniesz kilka F-16
> >
> >
> > Bardzo dziekuje! Wlasnie podejmuje pewna akcje w misc. Third World Countri
> es i
> > mi
> > sie przydadza!
> Ta ankieta, to krazy juz od dawna, sam ja kiedys wypelnialem;-). Co do Pani
> udzialu w "akcji", to swietnie sie sklada, bo osobiscie planuje uzyc paru
> pierwszych dywizjonow F18E, ktore niebawem wejda do akcji. Szczegoly operacji
> dostarcze pani szyfrem masonsko-pentagonskim, haslem wywolawczy bedzie mazurek
> Dombrowskiego wymieszany co 3 takty z hymnem amerykanskim, nadawany na falach
> srednich, przez nasza tajna komorke w znienawidzonym CNN. Uszanowanie i
> powodzenia. Bog jest z nami, jak to ktos kiedys mawial;-)
> Paul
>


Panie Paul! To czekam na sygnal natarcia z uchem nastawionym na fale srednie:)

Zwyciezymy!

Helga

[Gość: Dr.Ottl]

Potrzeba nam troche EXTASY. Nie wiem gdzie to kupic. Helga poradz!

[_helga]

Gość portalu: Dr.Ottl napisał(a):

> Potrzeba nam troche EXTASY. Nie wiem gdzie to kupic. Helga poradz!

EXTASY mozna zakupic we Wroclawiu, tylko trzeba w tym celu wejsc do kanalow. A ja
nie przebywam w kanalach, tylko w niebiosach, uskrzydlona silnikami F-16. Moja
rada - trzeba przyslac Special Forces do Wroclawia z zadaniem spenetrowania
kanalow roznego rodzaju, ktore tu sa.

Do boju!!!

[Gość: Paul]

_helga napisał(a):

> Gość portalu: Paul napisał(a):
>
> > _helga napisał(a):
> >
> > > Gość portalu: Dr.Ottl napisał(a):
> > >
> > > > W nagrode dostaniesz kilka F-16
> > >
> > >
> > > Bardzo dziekuje! Wlasnie podejmuje pewna akcje w misc. Third World Co
> untri
> > es i
> > > mi
> > > sie przydadza!
> > Ta ankieta, to krazy juz od dawna, sam ja kiedys wypelnialem;-). Co do Pa
> ni
> > udzialu w "akcji", to swietnie sie sklada, bo osobiscie planuje uzyc paru
> > pierwszych dywizjonow F18E, ktore niebawem wejda do akcji. Szczegoly oper
> acji
> > dostarcze pani szyfrem masonsko-pentagonskim, haslem wywolawczy bedzie maz
> urek
> > Dombrowskiego wymieszany co 3 takty z hymnem amerykanskim, nadawany na fal
> ach
> > srednich, przez nasza tajna komorke w znienawidzonym CNN. Uszanowanie i
> > powodzenia. Bog jest z nami, jak to ktos kiedys mawial;-)
> > Paul
> >
>
>
> Panie Paul! To czekam na sygnal natarcia z uchem nastawionym na fale srednie:)
>
> Zwyciezymy!
>
> Helga
Zwycieztwo jest nasze!!! Fale moga byc posrednie, ale nie ma to wiekszego
znaczenia. Ruszymy z posad bryle swiata! Nie bedzie dzikus plul nam w twarz,
orezny stanie USAF nasz, UU Bush, pijaczek bedzie nam hetmanil!
I wish I was in the land of cotton,
Old times there are not forgotten,
Look away, look away, look away, Dixie land!
In Dixie land where I was born in,
Early on a frosty mornin',
Look away, look away, look away, Dixie land!
Old Missus marry "Will de Weaber",
Willium was a gay deceaber,
Look away, look away, look away, Dixie land!
But when he put his arm around her,
He smiled as fierce as a forty pounder.
Look away, look away, look away, Dixie land!
His face was sharp as a butcher's cleaver
But that did not seem to grieve her;
Look away, look away, look away, Dixie land!
Old missus acted the foolish part,
And died for a man that broke her heart.
Look away, look away, look away, Dixie land!
Now here's a health to the next old missus
And all the gals that want to kiss us;
Look away, look away, look away, Dixie land!
But if you want to drive away sorrow,
Come and hear this song tomorrow,
Look away, look away, look away, Dixie land!
Dars buckwheat cakes an' injun batter,
Makes you fat or a little fatter,
Look away, look away, look away, Dixie land!
Den hoe it down and scratch your grabble
To Dixie's land I'm bound to travel,
Look away, look away, look away, Dixie land!
Paul

[_helga]

Gość portalu: Paul napisał(a):

> _helga napisał(a):
>
> > Gość portalu: Paul napisał(a):
> >
> > > _helga napisał(a):
> > >
> > > > Gość portalu: Dr.Ottl napisał(a):
> > > >
> > > > > W nagrode dostaniesz kilka F-16
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Bardzo dziekuje! Wlasnie podejmuje pewna akcje w misc. Third Wor
> ld Co
> > untri
> > > es i
> > > > mi
> > > > sie przydadza!
> > > Ta ankieta, to krazy juz od dawna, sam ja kiedys wypelnialem;-). Co
> do Pa
> > ni
> > > udzialu w "akcji", to swietnie sie sklada, bo osobiscie planuje uzyc
> paru
> > > pierwszych dywizjonow F18E, ktore niebawem wejda do akcji. Szczegoly
> oper
> > acji
> > > dostarcze pani szyfrem masonsko-pentagonskim, haslem wywolawczy bedzi
> e maz
> > urek
> > > Dombrowskiego wymieszany co 3 takty z hymnem amerykanskim, nadawany n
> a fal
> > ach
> > > srednich, przez nasza tajna komorke w znienawidzonym CNN. Uszanowani
> e i
> > > powodzenia. Bog jest z nami, jak to ktos kiedys mawial;-)
> > > Paul
> > >
> >
> >
> > Panie Paul! To czekam na sygnal natarcia z uchem nastawionym na fale sredn
> ie:)
> >
> > Zwyciezymy!
> >
> > Helga
> Zwycieztwo jest nasze!!! Fale moga byc posrednie, ale nie ma to wiekszego
> znaczenia. Ruszymy z posad bryle swiata! Nie bedzie dzikus plul nam w twarz,
> orezny stanie USAF nasz, UU Bush, pijaczek bedzie nam hetmanil!
> I wish I was in the land of cotton,
> Old times there are not forgotten,
> Look away, look away, look away, Dixie land!
> In Dixie land where I was born in,
> Early on a frosty mornin',
> Look away, look away, look away, Dixie land!
> Old Missus marry "Will de Weaber",
> Willium was a gay deceaber,
> Look away, look away, look away, Dixie land!
> But when he put his arm around her,
> He smiled as fierce as a forty pounder.
> Look away, look away, look away, Dixie land!
> His face was sharp as a butcher's cleaver
> But that did not seem to grieve her;
> Look away, look away, look away, Dixie land!
> Old missus acted the foolish part,
> And died for a man that broke her heart.
> Look away, look away, look away, Dixie land!
> Now here's a health to the next old missus
> And all the gals that want to kiss us;
> Look away, look away, look away, Dixie land!
> But if you want to drive away sorrow,
> Come and hear this song tomorrow,
> Look away, look away, look away, Dixie land!
> Dars buckwheat cakes an' injun batter,
> Makes you fat or a little fatter,
> Look away, look away, look away, Dixie land!
> Den hoe it down and scratch your grabble
> To Dixie's land I'm bound to travel,
> Look away, look away, look away, Dixie land!
> Paul
>
>

hehehe.

Generale Paul, ja sie bardzo podniecilam panska piesnia bojowa. Rece az mi drza z
zachwytu na tych drazkach bojowych, ogon mojego F16 merda frenetycznie, a bomby
az piszcza, zeby je komus na leb spuscic!!!! Prowadz, generale!!!! Caly swiat
jest nasz!!!!!!

Wrogu, drzyj. Nadchodzi twoja Apokalipsa!

Pilotka Helga

This is tango, foxtrot, ready for takeoff, over...

[Gość: Paul]

_helga napisał(a):

> Gość portalu: Paul napisał(a):
>
> > _helga napisał(a):
> >
> > > Gość portalu: Paul napisał(a):
> > >
> > > > _helga napisał(a):
> > > >
> > > > > Gość portalu: Dr.Ottl napisał(a):
> > > > >
> > > > > > W nagrode dostaniesz kilka F-16
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Bardzo dziekuje! Wlasnie podejmuje pewna akcje w misc. Thir
> d Wor
> > ld Co
> > > untri
> > > > es i
> > > > > mi
> > > > > sie przydadza!
> > > > Ta ankieta, to krazy juz od dawna, sam ja kiedys wypelnialem;-).
> Co
> > do Pa
> > > ni
> > > > udzialu w "akcji", to swietnie sie sklada, bo osobiscie planuje
> uzyc
> > paru
> > > > pierwszych dywizjonow F18E, ktore niebawem wejda do akcji. Szcz
> egoly
> > oper
> > > acji
> > > > dostarcze pani szyfrem masonsko-pentagonskim, haslem wywolawczy
> bedzi
> > e maz
> > > urek
> > > > Dombrowskiego wymieszany co 3 takty z hymnem amerykanskim, nadaw
> any n
> > a fal
> > > ach
> > > > srednich, przez nasza tajna komorke w znienawidzonym CNN. Uszan
> owani
> > e i
> > > > powodzenia. Bog jest z nami, jak to ktos kiedys mawial;-)
> > > > Paul
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Panie Paul! To czekam na sygnal natarcia z uchem nastawionym na fale
> sredn
> > ie:)
> > >
> > > Zwyciezymy!
> > >
> > > Helga
> > Zwycieztwo jest nasze!!! Fale moga byc posrednie, ale nie ma to wiekszego
>
> > znaczenia. Ruszymy z posad bryle swiata! Nie bedzie dzikus plul nam w tw
> arz,
> > orezny stanie USAF nasz, UU Bush, pijaczek bedzie nam hetmanil!
> > I wish I was in the land of cotton,
> > Old times there are not forgotten,
> > Look away, look away, look away, Dixie land!
> > In Dixie land where I was born in,
> > Early on a frosty mornin',
> > Look away, look away, look away, Dixie land!
> > Old Missus marry "Will de Weaber",
> > Willium was a gay deceaber,
> > Look away, look away, look away, Dixie land!
> > But when he put his arm around her,
> > He smiled as fierce as a forty pounder.
> > Look away, look away, look away, Dixie land!
> > His face was sharp as a butcher's cleaver
> > But that did not seem to grieve her;
> > Look away, look away, look away, Dixie land!
> > Old missus acted the foolish part,
> > And died for a man that broke her heart.
> > Look away, look away, look away, Dixie land!
> > Now here's a health to the next old missus
> > And all the gals that want to kiss us;
> > Look away, look away, look away, Dixie land!
> > But if you want to drive away sorrow,
> > Come and hear this song tomorrow,
> > Look away, look away, look away, Dixie land!
> > Dars buckwheat cakes an' injun batter,
> > Makes you fat or a little fatter,
> > Look away, look away, look away, Dixie land!
> > Den hoe it down and scratch your grabble
> > To Dixie's land I'm bound to travel,
> > Look away, look away, look away, Dixie land!
> > Paul
> >
> >
>
> hehehe.
>
> Generale Paul, ja sie bardzo podniecilam panska piesnia bojowa. Rece az mi drza
> z
> zachwytu na tych drazkach bojowych, ogon mojego F16 merda frenetycznie, a bomby
>
> az piszcza, zeby je komus na leb spuscic!!!! Prowadz, generale!!!! Caly swiat
> jest nasz!!!!!!
>
> Wrogu, drzyj. Nadchodzi twoja Apokalipsa!
>
> Pilotka Helga
Jeszcze jedna piesn przed lotem, choc poranek swita, czy pozwoli Pani Helga mlody
lotnik z USAF pyta........
The war drum is beating
Prepare for the fight!
The stern bigot Northman
Exults in his might
Gird on your bright weapons
Your foe men are nigh
And this be our watchword,
"We conquer or die!"
And this be our watchword,
"We conquer or die!"
The trumpet is sounding
From mountain to shore
Your swords and your lances
Must slumber no more!
Fling forth to the sunlight
Your banner on high!
Inscribed with the watchword:
"We conquer or die!"
Inscribed with the watchword:
"We conquer or die!"
March on to the battlefield,
There to do or to dare
With shoulder to shoulder
All danger to share
And let your proud watchword
Ring up to the sky
Till the blue arch re-echoes,
"We conquer or die!"
Till the blue arch re-echoes,
"We conquer or die!"

This is eagle, earnest, launching, over...

[_helga]

Shoulder to shoulder, pilot Paul, up to the sky, to conquer and not to die!

God is with us, General!

Turning the engine on. Wrrrrrrr.........

[_helga]

_helga napisał(a):

> Shoulder to shoulder, pilot Paul, up to the sky, to conquer and not to die!
>
> God is with us, General!
>
> Turning the engine on. Wrrrrrrr.........


PS. Whom we are going to bomb today, General?

Go ahead, I repeat, go ahead with your mission....

[Gość: Paul]

_helga napisał(a):

> _helga napisał(a):
>
> > Shoulder to shoulder, pilot Paul, up to the sky, to conquer and not to die
> !
> >
> > God is with us, General!
> >
> > Turning the engine on. Wrrrrrrr.........
>
>
> PS. Whom we are going to bomb today, General?
Woooops........ Oh well, we'll think of something. Once you start seeing camels
let me know, OK? Good luck and God bless.
Commander Paul

Keep tight formation&don't leave your wingman....

[Gość: Paul]

......we expect little opposition over hostile territoty, but keep your eyes
open. Good luck,
Paul

Yeees, Sir!

[_helga]

Gość portalu: Paul napisał(a):

> ......we expect little opposition over hostile territoty, but keep your eyes
> open. Good luck,
> Paul

General Paul, my wing takes the bearing 56 degrees East of the point of launch.
The cavalry invades the fields! Warning. Warning. We've got a phone call with
threats and invectives. Our navigator trampled over his cell phone and has
thrashed the remnants out through the window. What's our response, Sir?

Make them pay Helga that's an order!!!!;-//////

[Gość: Paul]

_helga napisał(a):

> Gość portalu: Paul napisał(a):
>
> > ......we expect little opposition over hostile territoty, but keep your ey
> es
> > open. Good luck,
> > Paul
>
> General Paul, my wing takes the bearing 56 degrees East of the point of launch.
>
> The cavalry invades the fields! Warning. Warning. We've got a phone call with
> threats and invectives. Our navigator trampled over his cell phone and has
> thrashed the remnants out through the window. What's our response, Sir?
>
God damn it Helga! Burn'em, get down there and fuckin' kill'em all. Find some
little arabic kid and put one of your bombs up its ass!!!! Than let it explode,
watch it carefully and send me some pictures via satelite. And stop using these
cell phones you idiots, or we gonna blow our cover. Do you copy Helga, over....
Commander Paul

[Gość: DR.OTTL]

jetzt erst recht(s) nicht! haben Sie schon einmal einen zermerscherten vogel
tanzen gesehen? fließbrei glei. füllen Sie den verhilmst wieder in die passende
flasche! und dann taufen Sie damit Ihr schiff auf "selbst ein riff". die
eiskalte see wird "hilmi wieder in form" mores lernen. auf treu helenen-scheu!
und nicht fischen nach hilmar dem frischen, kapitän!

[_helga]

Gość portalu: DR.OTTL napisał(a):

>
> jetzt erst recht(s) nicht! haben Sie schon einmal einen zermerscherten vogel
> tanzen gesehen? fließbrei glei. füllen Sie den verhilmst wieder in die passende
>
> flasche! und dann taufen Sie damit Ihr schiff auf "selbst ein riff". die
> eiskalte see wird "hilmi wieder in form" mores lernen. auf treu helenen-scheu!
> und nicht fischen nach hilmar dem frischen, kapitän!
>

a co to za fuckin' szyfr?

[_helga]

Gość portalu: Paul napisał(a):

> _helga napisał(a):
>
> > Gość portalu: Paul napisał(a):
> >
> > > ......we expect little opposition over hostile territoty, but keep yo
> ur ey
> > es
> > > open. Good luck,
> > > Paul
> >
> > General Paul, my wing takes the bearing 56 degrees East of the point of la
> unch.
> >
> > The cavalry invades the fields! Warning. Warning. We've got a phone call w
> ith
> > threats and invectives. Our navigator trampled over his cell phone and has
>
> > thrashed the remnants out through the window. What's our response, Sir?
> >
> God damn it Helga! Burn'em, get down there and fuckin' kill'em all. Find some
>
> little arabic kid and put one of your bombs up its ass!!!! Than let it explode
> ,
> watch it carefully and send me some pictures via satelite. And stop using thes
> e
> cell phones you idiots, or we gonna blow our cover. Do you copy Helga, over...
> .
> Commander Paul
>

Yeah, Sir! I've ordered this fuckin' navigator to gobble up all those cell phones
that are on board! (the one of mine included, what a waste...) We have thundered
down the battlefield, Sir. I see some camels and kids.
Goin' to hold these thrips by the throat, Sir! We are preparing our bombs for
dropping at full tilt!

Bzzzzz..... Bum!

[_helga]

tratatatata! shuuuuuuuh! whaaaaaaaooooop!

rE: Helga that's an order

[Gość: DR.OTTL]

beste Helga! von ihnen kann man(n) noch vieles in sachen ledership lernen! der
richtige ton und hilmi macht den vogerltanz!
!!!sicherheitssprecherin for schwanz!!!

[Gość: Paul]

_helga napisał(a):

> Gość portalu: Paul napisał(a):
>
> > _helga napisał(a):
> >
> > > Gość portalu: Paul napisał(a):
> > >
> > > > ......we expect little opposition over hostile territoty, but ke
> ep yo
> > ur ey
> > > es
> > > > open. Good luck,
> > > > Paul
> > >
> > > General Paul, my wing takes the bearing 56 degrees East of the point
> of la
> > unch.
> > >
> > > The cavalry invades the fields! Warning. Warning. We've got a phone c
> all w
> > ith
> > > threats and invectives. Our navigator trampled over his cell phone an
> d has
> >
> > > thrashed the remnants out through the window. What's our response, Si
> r?
> > >
> > God damn it Helga! Burn'em, get down there and fuckin' kill'em all. Find
> some
> >
> > little arabic kid and put one of your bombs up its ass!!!! Than let it ex
> plode
> > ,
> > watch it carefully and send me some pictures via satelite. And stop using
> thes
> > e
> > cell phones you idiots, or we gonna blow our cover. Do you copy Helga, ov
> er...
> > .
> > Commander Paul
> >
>
> Yeah, Sir! I've ordered this fuckin' navigator to gobble up all those cell phon
> es
> that are on board! (the one of mine included, what a waste...) We have thundere
> d
> down the battlefield, Sir. I see some camels and kids.
> Goin' to hold these thrips by the throat, Sir! We are preparing our bombs for
> dropping at full tilt!
Helga, what's your status, I repeat, what's your status,
over.......shhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeehhhhhhhhssssshhhhh, communication is breakin' do
you read me Helga, over....this is commander Paul to flight Tango-Zebra bearing
205, sector Delta.....ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....I suspect some foreign aircraft
in your facility.......they sound german.......do you copy Helga...Don't shoot
without proper ID check. They may be friendlies. Keep me informed, stay in
contact, you have my full confidence. Good luck.
Commander Paul

Yes Sir! I see the intruder! Repeat: I see the int

[_helga]

Gość portalu: Paul napisał(a):

> _helga napisał(a):
>
> > Gość portalu: Paul napisał(a):
> >
> > > _helga napisał(a):
> > >
> > > > Gość portalu: Paul napisał(a):
> > > >
> > > > > ......we expect little opposition over hostile territoty, b
> ut ke
> > ep yo
> > > ur ey
> > > > es
> > > > > open. Good luck,
> > > > > Paul
> > > >
> > > > General Paul, my wing takes the bearing 56 degrees East of the p
> oint
> > of la
> > > unch.
> > > >
> > > > The cavalry invades the fields! Warning. Warning. We've got a ph
> one c
> > all w
> > > ith
> > > > threats and invectives. Our navigator trampled over his cell pho
> ne an
> > d has
> > >
> > > > thrashed the remnants out through the window. What's our respons
> e, Si
> > r?
> > > >
> > > God damn it Helga! Burn'em, get down there and fuckin' kill'em all.
> Find
> > some
> > >
> > > little arabic kid and put one of your bombs up its ass!!!! Than let
> it ex
> > plode
> > > ,
> > > watch it carefully and send me some pictures via satelite. And stop
> using
> > thes
> > > e
> > > cell phones you idiots, or we gonna blow our cover. Do you copy Helg
> a, ov
> > er...
> > > .
> > > Commander Paul
> > >
> >
> > Yeah, Sir! I've ordered this fuckin' navigator to gobble up all those cell
> phon
> > es
> > that are on board! (the one of mine included, what a waste...) We have thu
> ndere
> > d
> > down the battlefield, Sir. I see some camels and kids.
> > Goin' to hold these thrips by the throat, Sir! We are preparing our bombs
> for
> > dropping at full tilt!
> Helga, what's your status, I repeat, what's your status,
> over.......shhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeehhhhhhhhssssshhhhh, communication is breakin' do
> you read me Helga, over....this is commander Paul to flight Tango-Zebra bearing
>
> 205, sector Delta.....ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....I suspect some foreign aircraft
>
> in your facility.......they sound german.......do you copy Helga...Don't shoot
> without proper ID check. They may be friendlies. Keep me informed, stay in
> contact, you have my full confidence. Good luck.
> Commander Paul
>

Sir, this is a very unfortunate moment for coping with whoever he is. The
intruder entered the battlefield under goin' fire and zig zages in our direction!
Fuck with all these dumb, moron allies! What is he about? Wantin' to tell me
hallo? What an idiot, Sir. He must be European.

You have the clearance - send'em to hell....

[Gość: Paul]

_helga napisał(a):

> Gość portalu: Paul napisał(a):
>
> > _helga napisał(a):
> >
> > > Gość portalu: Paul napisał(a):
> > >
> > > > _helga napisał(a):
> > > >
> > > > > Gość portalu: Paul napisał(a):
> > > > >
> > > > > > ......we expect little opposition over hostile territo
> ty, b
> > ut ke
> > > ep yo
> > > > ur ey
> > > > > es
> > > > > > open. Good luck,
> > > > > > Paul
> > > > >
> > > > > General Paul, my wing takes the bearing 56 degrees East of
> the p
> > oint
> > > of la
> > > > unch.
> > > > >
> > > > > The cavalry invades the fields! Warning. Warning. We've got
> a ph
> > one c
> > > all w
> > > > ith
> > > > > threats and invectives. Our navigator trampled over his cel
> l pho
> > ne an
> > > d has
> > > >
> > > > > thrashed the remnants out through the window. What's our re
> spons
> > e, Si
> > > r?
> > > > >
> > > > God damn it Helga! Burn'em, get down there and fuckin' kill'em
> all.
> > Find
> > > some
> > > >
> > > > little arabic kid and put one of your bombs up its ass!!!! Than
> let
> > it ex
> > > plode
> > > > ,
> > > > watch it carefully and send me some pictures via satelite. And
> stop
> > using
> > > thes
> > > > e
> > > > cell phones you idiots, or we gonna blow our cover. Do you copy
> Helg
> > a, ov
> > > er...
> > > > .
> > > > Commander Paul
> > > >
> > >
> > > Yeah, Sir! I've ordered this fuckin' navigator to gobble up all those
> cell
> > phon
> > > es
> > > that are on board! (the one of mine included, what a waste...) We hav
> e thu
> > ndere
> > > d
> > > down the battlefield, Sir. I see some camels and kids.
> > > Goin' to hold these thrips by the throat, Sir! We are preparing our b
> ombs
> > for
> > > dropping at full tilt!
> > Helga, what's your status, I repeat, what's your status,
> > over.......shhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeehhhhhhhhssssshhhhh, communication is breakin
> ' do
> > you read me Helga, over....this is commander Paul to flight Tango-Zebra be
> aring
> >
> > 205, sector Delta.....ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....I suspect some foreign air
> craft
> >
> > in your facility.......they sound german.......do you copy Helga...Don't s
> hoot
> > without proper ID check. They may be friendlies. Keep me informed, stay
> in
> > contact, you have my full confidence. Good luck.
> > Commander Paul
> >
>
> Sir, this is a very unfortunate moment for coping with whoever he is. The
> intruder entered the battlefield under goin' fire and zig zages in our directio
> n!
> Fuck with all these dumb, moron allies! What is he about? Wantin' to tell me
> hallo? What an idiot, Sir. He must be European.
>
Smoke'em. No matter who the fuck they are. Just get rid of them. No God damn
european cocksucker will fuck with us, ally or not!!! So get them out of the way
and go ahead with your mission as planned, over...
Commander Paul

[_helga]

Gość portalu: Paul napisał(a):

> _helga napisał(a):
>
> > Gość portalu: Paul napisał(a):
> >
> > > _helga napisał(a):
> > >
> > > > Gość portalu: Paul napisał(a):
> > > >
> > > > > _helga napisał(a):
> > > > >
> > > > > > Gość portalu: Paul napisał(a):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > ......we expect little opposition over hostile te
> rrito
> > ty, b
> > > ut ke
> > > > ep yo
> > > > > ur ey
> > > > > > es
> > > > > > > open. Good luck,
> > > > > > > Paul
> > > > > >
> > > > > > General Paul, my wing takes the bearing 56 degrees Eas
> t of
> > the p
> > > oint
> > > > of la
> > > > > unch.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The cavalry invades the fields! Warning. Warning. We'v
> e got
> > a ph
> > > one c
> > > > all w
> > > > > ith
> > > > > > threats and invectives. Our navigator trampled over hi
> s cel
> > l pho
> > > ne an
> > > > d has
> > > > >
> > > > > > thrashed the remnants out through the window. What's o
> ur re
> > spons
> > > e, Si
> > > > r?
> > > > > >
> > > > > God damn it Helga! Burn'em, get down there and fuckin' kil
> l'em
> > all.
> > > Find
> > > > some
> > > > >
> > > > > little arabic kid and put one of your bombs up its ass!!!!
> Than
> > let
> > > it ex
> > > > plode
> > > > > ,
> > > > > watch it carefully and send me some pictures via satelite.
> And
> > stop
> > > using
> > > > thes
> > > > > e
> > > > > cell phones you idiots, or we gonna blow our cover. Do you
> copy
> > Helg
> > > a, ov
> > > > er...
> > > > > .
> > > > > Commander Paul
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > Yeah, Sir! I've ordered this fuckin' navigator to gobble up all
> those
> > cell
> > > phon
> > > > es
> > > > that are on board! (the one of mine included, what a waste...) W
> e hav
> > e thu
> > > ndere
> > > > d
> > > > down the battlefield, Sir. I see some camels and kids.
> > > > Goin' to hold these thrips by the throat, Sir! We are preparing
> our b
> > ombs
> > > for
> > > > dropping at full tilt!
> > > Helga, what's your status, I repeat, what's your status,
> > > over.......shhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeehhhhhhhhssssshhhhh, communication is br
> eakin
> > ' do
> > > you read me Helga, over....this is commander Paul to flight Tango-Zeb
> ra be
> > aring
> > >
> > > 205, sector Delta.....ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....I suspect some foreig
> n air
> > craft
> > >
> > > in your facility.......they sound german.......do you copy Helga...Do
> n't s
> > hoot
> > > without proper ID check. They may be friendlies. Keep me informed,
> stay
> > in
> > > contact, you have my full confidence. Good luck.
> > > Commander Paul
> > >
> >
> > Sir, this is a very unfortunate moment for coping with whoever he is. The
> > intruder entered the battlefield under goin' fire and zig zages in our dir
> ectio
> > n!
> > Fuck with all these dumb, moron allies! What is he about? Wantin' to tell
> me
> > hallo? What an idiot, Sir. He must be European.
> >
> Smoke'em. No matter who the fuck they are. Just get rid of them. No God damn
>
> european cocksucker will fuck with us, ally or not!!! So get them out of the w
> ay
> and go ahead with your mission as planned, over...
> Commander Paul
>

Sir, final report.
The European intruder sent to hell.

The operation thunderstorm worshipped to its final stages, Sir. The enemy is
thumped on his back. Our loses: 5 cellphones. Their loses: a herd of camels, two
villages, and a pack of strange guys in turbans and dresses. Some of them got
mistaken. One thin turban stands on top of a bunker and is trying to thumb the
lift. We're goin' to pick him up.

Sir, we're on our way home now. Please, send some land forces to secure the
environment. The coca cola and burger kings have already started the sale. The
natives learn about Holywood' last releases and queue for tickets. Over.

[Gość: DR>OTTL]

uh!
it burn the street and see these boots from an early man they gonna see him
dead. nightstick in hand, he thought to rule this land but that is no way to
make a country great. it take more than force! it's enough of these fascist
clowns! this is our answer! turn your law!
nobody has to order you how to live or die!

uh! se quema la calle y ve que estos cargadores del programa inicial de un
hombre temprano que desean lo ven club muerto disponible, él pensó para
gobernar esta pista pero ésa no es ninguna manera de hacer un país grande. toma
más que fuerza! es bastantes de estos clowns fascistas! ésta es nuestra
respuesta! dé vuelta a su ley! nadie tiene que pedirle cómo vivir o morir!
:-|

[_helga]

Gość portalu: DR>OTTL napisał(a):

> uh!
> it burn the street and see these boots from an early man they gonna see him
> dead. nightstick in hand, he thought to rule this land but that is no way to
> make a country great. it take more than force! it's enough of these fascist
> clowns! this is our answer! turn your law!
> nobody has to order you how to live or die!
>
> uh! se quema la calle y ve que estos cargadores del programa inicial de un
> hombre temprano que desean lo ven club muerto disponible, él pensó para
> gobernar esta pista pero ésa no es ninguna manera de hacer un país grande. toma
>
> más que fuerza! es bastantes de estos clowns fascistas! ésta es nuestra
> respuesta! dé vuelta a su ley! nadie tiene que pedirle cómo vivir o morir!
> :-|

hihihiiii. Are you immortal, old chap? I've fired you out of here, don't you
remember? Good Nebraska people do not get this next dialect of yours. Take a coca
cola and a burger, and take it easy. Everything is just fine in here. The battle
is over, we rule the world, as usual:)

Well done Helga, welcome home!;-)))

[Gość: Paul]

Thank you, General! :)))))

[_helga]

Gość portalu: Paul napisał(a):

Attention! Officer on deck!

[Gość: Paul]

Gość portalu: DR>OTTL napisał(a):

> uh!
> it burn the street and see these boots from an early man they gonna see him
> dead. nightstick in hand, he thought to rule this land but that is no way to
> make a country great. it take more than force! it's enough of these fascist
> clowns! this is our answer! turn your law!
> nobody has to order you how to live or die!
>
> uh! se quema la calle y ve que estos cargadores del programa inicial de un
> hombre temprano que desean lo ven club muerto disponible, él pensó para
> gobernar esta pista pero ésa no es ninguna manera de hacer un país grande. toma
>
> más que fuerza! es bastantes de estos clowns fascistas! ésta es nuestra
> respuesta! dé vuelta a su ley! nadie tiene que pedirle cómo vivir o morir!
> :-|
How about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in
for the big win? Son, all I've ever asked of my men is that they obey my orders
as they would the word of God. We are here to help all savages and losers of the
world, because inside every 3rd world country and european asshole there is an
American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our
heads until this peace craze blows over.
Paul

[_helga]

Gość portalu: Paul napisał(a):

> Gość portalu: DR>OTTL napisał(a):
>
> > uh!
> > it burn the street and see these boots from an early man they gonna see hi
> m
> > dead. nightstick in hand, he thought to rule this land but that is no way
> to
> > make a country great. it take more than force! it's enough of these fascis
> t
> > clowns! this is our answer! turn your law!
> > nobody has to order you how to live or die!
> >
> > uh! se quema la calle y ve que estos cargadores del programa inicial de un
>
> > hombre temprano que desean lo ven club muerto disponible, él pensó para
> > gobernar esta pista pero ésa no es ninguna manera de hacer un país grande.
> toma
> >
> > más que fuerza! es bastantes de estos clowns fascistas! ésta es nuestra
> > respuesta! dé vuelta a su ley! nadie tiene que pedirle cómo vivir o morir!
>
> > :-|
> How about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on
> in
> for the big win? Son, all I've ever asked of my men is that they obey my order
> s
> as they would the word of God. We are here to help all savages and losers of th
> e
> world, because inside every 3rd world country and european asshole there is an
> American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our
> heads until this peace craze blows over.
> Paul
>

hihiiiiiiiii. General. You're a MONSTER! hihiiiiiiii.
>

[Gość: Paul]

_helga napisał(a):

> Gość portalu: Paul napisał(a):
>
> > Gość portalu: DR>OTTL napisał(a):
> >
> > > uh!
> > > it burn the street and see these boots from an early man they gonna s
> ee hi
> > m
> > > dead. nightstick in hand, he thought to rule this land but that is no
> way
> > to
> > > make a country great. it take more than force! it's enough of these f
> ascis
> > t
> > > clowns! this is our answer! turn your law!
> > > nobody has to order you how to live or die!
> > >
> > > uh! se quema la calle y ve que estos cargadores del programa inicial
> de un
> >
> > > hombre temprano que desean lo ven club muerto disponible, él pensó pa
> ra
> > > gobernar esta pista pero ésa no es ninguna manera de hacer un país gr
> ande.
> > toma
> > >
> > > más que fuerza! es bastantes de estos clowns fascistas! ésta es nuest
> ra
> > > respuesta! dé vuelta a su ley! nadie tiene que pedirle cómo vivir o m
> orir!
> >
> > > :-|
> > How about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and com
> e on
> > in
> > for the big win? Son, all I've ever asked of my men is that they obey my
> order
> > s
> > as they would the word of God. We are here to help all savages and losers
> of th
> > e
> > world, because inside every 3rd world country and european asshole there i
> s an
> > American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep o
> ur
> > heads until this peace craze blows over.
> > Paul
> >
>
> hihiiiiiiiii. General. You're a MONSTER! hihiiiiiiii.
Thanks, heheheheeh;-))))))))))))))))))))
Paul, sorry
Commander Paul;-))))))

[Gość: Dr.Ottl]

sturm zwischen mandelkernen
kleiner pepe, du hast doch nicht wieder von den benzodiazepine genascht? dein
lottogewinn wirkt sich sicher positiv auf deine posttraumatischen phobien aus!
statt gentherapie gegen angst einfach im lotto den hauptgewinn machen! hoho!
es war doch ein HAUPTgewinn?

[_helga]

Gość portalu: Dr.Ottl napisał(a):

> sturm zwischen mandelkernen
> kleiner pepe, du hast doch nicht wieder von den benzodiazepine genascht? dein
> lottogewinn wirkt sich sicher positiv auf deine posttraumatischen phobien aus!
> statt gentherapie gegen angst einfach im lotto den hauptgewinn machen! hoho!
> es war doch ein HAUPTgewinn?
>

hihiiiiii. My God. There he is again. hihiiiiiiiii!

Hey, you, European!

[_helga]

Gość portalu: Dr.Ottl napisał(a):

> sturm zwischen mandelkernen
> kleiner pepe, du hast doch nicht wieder von den benzodiazepine genascht? dein
> lottogewinn wirkt sich sicher positiv auf deine posttraumatischen phobien aus!
> statt gentherapie gegen angst einfach im lotto den hauptgewinn machen! hoho!
> es war doch ein HAUPTgewinn?

I am a simple person. I've got a hat, some cows and my F-16. And there's my
offer. Listen carefully! Stop bubbling about your tribes and dialects. In
exchange I'll give you a coca for free. Got it?

>

[Gość: Dr.Ottl]

mit angst und tratra die rechte mit der lunte spielt! da muss man kräftig gegen
steuern und wahrnehmen was zum bericht gehört! im krebsgang durch die
gegenwart!

European, you're asking for kicking your ass!

[_helga]

Gość portalu: Dr.Ottl napisał(a):

>
> mit angst und tratra die rechte mit der lunte spielt! da muss man kräftig gegen
>
> steuern und wahrnehmen was zum bericht gehört! im krebsgang durch die
> gegenwart!


Mmmmmmmm.....What the hell is he talking about? A new world order? Peace
negotiations? Is he constipated and needs a doctor? mh... mh... Who knows? (said
helga helplessly, skratching her head)

[Gość: Dr.Ottl]

das gras kommender veränderungen wachsen?

[_helga]

Gość portalu: Dr.Ottl napisał(a):

>
> das gras kommender veränderungen wachsen?

ok. I've bought a dictionary. By horen he wanted to say that he does hear. Good.
What a dialect! Mh... Mh... gras kommender means my big commander in-chief, that
is Paul. The trouble with my general Paul is that since the battle he was not
heard anymore. Mh... mh... veränderungen wachsen. Is it about washing machines?

veranda means veranda
rungen... There is no rungen in this book! To refresh? Wachsen means either
growing or waxing.

Does he want to say that general Paul is refreshing himself on veranda, waxing
the floor?

Strange.

I hate allied forces. I'd just smoke those European cocksuckers out of here if I
only could.

As for refreshing, I need it. Now! Go away, European, please. Go home, to your
tribe.

[Gość: Dr.Ottl]

trefflich!

[Gość: jojo]

Gość portalu: Dr.Ottl napisał(a):

>
> das gras kommender veränderungen wachsen?

MEIN DU LIEBER ESEL ! Gehe zurueck zur Grundschule,um die deutsche sprache besser
zu lernen ! Hast du verstanden,du Esel ? Dein fuer immer,JOJO .

[_helga]

Gość portalu: jojo napisał(a):

> Gość portalu: Dr.Ottl napisał(a):
>
> >
> > das gras kommender veränderungen wachsen?
>
> MEIN DU LIEBER ESEL ! Gehe zurueck zur Grundschule,um die deutsche sprache bess
> er
> zu lernen ! Hast du verstanden,du Esel ? Dein fuer immer,JOJO .


Thanks, jojo! I've already got a headache with this allied force! He is not an
ally. He is the Apocalypse!

[Gość: Dr.Ottl]

was mottert da in meinem Bauch herum?

[Gość: jojo]

Gość portalu: Dr.Ottl napisał(a):

> was mottert da in meinem Bauch herum?

Vielleicht eine "sraczka"? Was meinst du denn?

[Gość: jojo]

_helga napisał(a):

> Gość portalu: jojo napisał(a):
>
> > Gość portalu: Dr.Ottl napisał(a):
> >
> > >
> > > das gras kommender veränderungen wachsen?
> >
> > MEIN DU LIEBER ESEL ! Gehe zurueck zur Grundschule,um die deutsche sprache
> bess
> > er
> > zu lernen ! Hast du verstanden,du Esel ? Dein fuer immer,JOJO .
>
>
> Thanks, jojo! I've already got a headache with this allied force! He is not an
> ally. He is the Apocalypse!

Er ist nur ein ARSCHLOH! Exactly Helga,he is just a ASSHOLE!!!

[Gość: Dr.Ottl]

*dienasezugehalten* na, sie riechen aber auch nicht eben fein, sollten nicht so
nervös sein, wie sie dastehen: schwitzend und breitbeinig, may, die sonne
brennt runter und sie im waschbäroverall?
ICH dagegen habe abhilfe geschafft und kleide meine aura mit der neuesten
creation aus dem hause eff: VERWES(T)UNG - die männlich/weiblich herb-süße
Mischung aus Grün und Rothölzern.

[Gość: Dr.Ottl]

Volksanwaltin Helga von der Polnische -Irakischen
Gesellschaft nimmt Stellung zu Gerüchten über JOJO angeblich
bevorstehende Konversion zum Islam


Seit der ORF und NEWS online am Mittwoch unter Berufung auf Agence
France-Presse von der Behauptung des libyschen Präsidentensohnes Seif es
Islam Gaddafi berichtet haben, der Polnische Landeshauptfrau Helga
habe arabische Vorfahren und erwäge daher einen Übertritt zum Islam, stehen
die Telefone beim freiheitlichen Volksanwaltin nicht mehr still.