flying muslim ?

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Today FBI concluded that New York had been hit by a U.F.M
(unidentify flying muslim)

"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"It's.... Oh fuck, it IS a plane!"

How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?
God knows, they keep jumping out the window when it gets too hot

What team does a United Airlines pilot support?
The New York Jets

Where do Americans go on vacation?
All over Manhatten

NEWSFLASH.... The WTC has been destroyed.... thousands of New York
executives feared dead.... Hookers all across the city are in mourning.....

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Q: What should have tipped off the ticket sellers?
A: When the terrorists asked if there was anything cheaper than one-way.

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> Today FBI concluded that New York had been hit by a U.F.M
> (unidentify flying muslim)
>
> "It's a bird!"
> "It's a plane!"
> "It's.... Oh fuck, it IS a plane!"
>
> How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?
> God knows, they keep jumping out the window when it gets too hot
>
> What team does a United Airlines pilot support?
> The New York Jets
>
> Where do Americans go on vacation?
> All over Manhatten
>
> NEWSFLASH.... The WTC has been destroyed.... thousands of New York
> executives feared dead.... Hookers all across the city are in mourning.....
>
> Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
> A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds
>
> Q: What should have tipped off the ticket sellers?
> A: When the terrorists asked if there was anything cheaper than one-way.
>

This is not all right after all.Not even respect for the dead.Shame on you.