buyer1
22.07.11, 08:58
My lawn mower took a shit on me last spring. It's the third mower that's done that since I bought this dump about fifteen years ago. I've decided not to by another lawn mower. I've decided to use my neighbor's lawn mower. Every weekend I go into his back yard and help myself to his lawn mower so I can cut my grass. So last weekend he tells me I need to buy my own lawn mower. I says to him this is my lawn mower. He says no that is my mower. So I lay this logic on his ass. As a school teacher being paid with my tax dollars I believe you bought this mower with my money so technically this is our lawn mower and today I'm using it to mow my grass. He looked at me and said make sure you fill our tank before you put it back.