It's Party Time!!!!

[ynvme]

Everybody's here: Thousands of Republicans; tens of thousands of protesters
who hate Republicans; a vast fleet of Death Squad taxi drivers who hate
everybody; a security force large enough to occupy China; helicopters; many
highly suspicious police dogs; Navy frogpersons; the usual smorgasbord of
sidewalk loons; and Dick Cheney. It's party time!!!!

[jadefish]

i so wish i was there... flights are only $200, but i can't take the time off :
( It's likely to be even more fun than WTO in Seattle!

Please post impressions!

[chickenshorts]

jadefish napisał:

> i so wish i was there...

Ah, and so do I! Instead, I'm sending my modest contribution, a tiny extract
from 'The Pet Goat', the book so interesting it gripped George Bush for a full
five minutes after he had been told two planes had hit the World Trade Centre.

Here it is:
"So the goat stayed and the girl made him stop eating cans and canes and caps
and capes. But one day a car robber came to the girl's house."
...??? Here I leave you dangling.

> Please post impressions!

Yes, absolutely!

You swine chickenshorts!

[Gość: Dr.oh]

> ...??? Here I leave you dangling.
Perhaps we could undangle by having a charming charade where each person tries
to the plot a stage further.

oh

[Gość: Dr.oh]

Meant to say: where each person tries to TAKE the plot a stage further.

[erwas]

thank you Dr.oh.
(BTW what a swell guy that Dr.oh, don't you think?)

> "So the goat stayed and the girl made him stop eating cans and canes and caps
> and capes. But one day a car robber came to the girl's house."
The goat and the girl leapt out of bead, the goat awkwardly ripping the black
lace undies off its body with its nasty great big yellow teeth with great tufts
of coarse goat hair not only coming off in large quantaties but also getting
severely stuck in the above mentioned (yellow) goat teeth.
The girl, on the other hand, dressed rapidly as she raced toward the door.
One last adjustment to her ruffled hair, and she gently opened the door.
"Shit! shit! shit! fuck, fuck. It's you! Again!" she shrieked.

there.
luvly li''le yarn, in'nit.
take it from here!... -->

[hatemuti]

erwas napisał:

> thank you Dr.oh.
> (BTW what a swell guy that Dr.oh, don't you think?)
>
> > "So the goat stayed and the girl made him stop eating cans and canes and
> caps
> > and capes. But one day a car robber came to the girl's house."
> The goat and the girl leapt out of bead,

hadn't it been for her lumbago...

[ynvme]

guys and galls.
The triumphant climax came to an end Thursday night as President George W.
Bush, acting on the advice of advisors, accepted his party's nomination for a
second term in which he pledged to, quote, ``pay more attention to stuff.''

Yesterday, the Republicans began leaving the city. En route to the airport,
they encountered, going in the opposite direction, a long, somber column of
Volvos carrying New York's Democratic community back home after enduring a week
of brutal exile in the Hamptons, often packed two and even three people to a
single beach house. By Monday, New York

[chris-joe]

What!!!??? Smashing store windows and burning random cars for only $200?!
And I missed it, damn it!