Punktuashn and Grammer Rools, OK?

[Gość: ms jones]

1 Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
2 Prepositions are not words to end sentence with.
3 And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
4 It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
5 Avoid cliches like the plague.
6 Also, always avoid annoying alliteration.
7 Be more or less specific.
8 Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.
9 No sentence fragments.
10 Contractions aren't necessary and shouldn't be used.
11 One should never generalise.
12 Don't use no double negatives.
13 Eschew ampersands & abbreviations etc.
14 Eliminate commas, that are, not necessary.
15 Never use a big word when a dimunitive one would suffice.
16 Kill all exclamation marks!!!
17 use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.
18 Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not needed.
19 Puns are for children, not groan readers.
20 Proofread cerefully to see if you any words out.

[Gość: Lola]

I laughes so hard,I honestly haven't seen no fannier shit today. And I also
hate cliches like nobodys business. Commas, are, really for sissies. And it's
really, really annoying when people try to use some grandiose means of
communication when simple words express just the same essence of intellectual
nourishment. Don't get me started on apostrophe mistake's, as well as overuse
of exclamation marks!!!

Funny stuff, will send it to all my friends right after pruf reading it.

2 add 2 it, I also hate using shorcuts 2 grammar rules. Thank U for a LOL!!!