Renata Beger speaks fluent English in Brussels :)

[Gość: interpreter :)]

RENATA BEGER PRZEMAWIA PRZED PARLAMENTEM EUROPEJSKIM W BRUKSELI - ROK 2008.

(Wersja z tlumaczeniem.)

Tall room!
(Wysoka Izbo!)

Welcome in the name of all penises of Selfdefence.
(Witam w imieniu wszystkich czlonków Samoobrony.)

Now it's railway for me.
(Teraz kolej na mnie.)

It's not fugitive of circumstances.
(To nie jest zbieg okolicznosci.)

Look in my little-eye-bitches and concentrate a shit.
(Spójrzcie w moje ku..ki i skupcie sie.)

I was a behind eyes student of Garden School Band!
(Bylam studentka zaoczna Zespolu Szkól Ogrodniczych!)

Don't make stages and stop to tear yourselves.
(Nie róbcie scen i przestancie sie drzec.)

Selfdefence is a big party and ice is poor in Poland.
(Samoobrona jest duza partia a lud jest biedny w Polsce.)

The profits are flying into the hole.
(Zyski leca w dól.)

It's a huge grandfatherhood!
(To jest ogromne dziadostwo!)

Poland is a village killed by desks.
(Polska jest wioska zabita dechami.)

All politicians let the peacock out and take legs behind belt.
(Wszyscy politycy puszczaja pawia i biora nogi za pas.)

Do you divide my sentence?
(Czy podzielacie moje zdanie?)

But we are equal peasants and we will go out on people!
(Ale my jestesmy równe chlopy i wyjdziemy na ludzi!)

I will animal to you.
(Zwierze wam sie.)

I will elephants behind them my on-ancestry.
(Oslonie przed nimi mój naród.)

I will stop their long-writers and feathers starting you-selling Polish earth. (Zatrzymam ich dlugopisy i pióra zaczynajace wyprzedawac polska ziemie.)

Our the-vodkas will show them where the pepper is growing!
(Nasze dewotki pokaza im gdzie pieprz rosnie!)

They will overheat the wall with head, they will have a brain tire fire and the will sing slim!
(Oni przygrzeja glowa w mur, beda mieli zapalenie opon mózgowych i
beda cienko spiewac!)

Because we need Huge Orchestra Of Christmas Help and old good tenses again!
(Poniewaz my znów potrzebujemy Wielkiej Orkiestry Swiatecznej Pomocy i starych dobrych czasów!)

But don't boat yourselves I will make my afterbills with them without your helpful hand!
(Ale nie ludzcie sie ze zrobie z nimi swoje porachunki bez waszej pomocnej dloni.)

You must step on my hand!
(Musicie pójsc mi na reke!)

We must stop to divorcee the facts and break down the first ice-creams!
(Musimy przestac rozwodzic sie nad faktami i przelamac pierwsze lody!)

Without corpse!
(Bez zwloki!)

I will take coffee on table and say without small garden: you must give us middles for our highway from Beeftown to Hell!
(Wyloze kawe na lawe i powiem bez ogródek: musicie dac nam srodki na nasza autostrade z Wolomina do Helu!)

It's not after birds!
(Jeszcze nie jest po ptakach!)

But you must in our little businesses of movement!
(Ale musicie kupowac w naszych kioskach ruchu!)

Buy our oh-small mountains, our white without and our boo-cancers.
(Kupujcie nasze ogórki, nasz bialy bez i nasze buraki.)

I tower you will after-can us...
(Wierze ze nam pomozecie.)

Thank you from the mountain.
(Dziekuje z góry.)

Don't plane a crazy telling me you don't have money!
(Nie strugajcie wariatów mówiac mi ze nie macie pieniedzy!)

Stop to turn my head because shit is walking around me!
(Przestancie zawracac mi glowe bo gó.. mnie to obchodzi!)

You want to make the profit on time!
(Chcecie zyskac na czasie!)

You should cut yourselves a nap in The Dug-Up or on Maybe Black and cut percentage feet.
(Powinniscie uciac sobie drzemke w Zakopanem albo na Morzu Czarnym i obnizyc
stopy procentowe.)

We need heritage of prices.
(Potrzebujemy obnizki cen.)

But I think it's a pity of the west trying to make you divide our lottery coupon.
(Ale mysle ze szkoda zachodu na próbowanie abyscie podzielili nasz los.)

You want to see coin paintings or listen to the serious music concert, but you piss on Selfdefence.
(Chcecie ogladac obrazy Moneta albo sluchac koncertu muzyki powaznej, ale olewacie Samoobrone.)

It's just a big eggs and shit of laugh!
(To sa wielkie jaja i kupa smiechu!)

But my on-ancestry is very expensive to me.
(Ale mój naród jest mi bardzo drogi.)

I will ou-help them without your grace!
(Uratuje ich bez waszej laski!)

I will show them how to press the gay of gas and beside-hurry up!
(Pokaze im jak nacisnac pedal gazu i przyspieszyc!)

Room with you!
(Pokój z wami!)

Balcerowicz must go on!
(Balcerowicz musi odejsc!)

[future_phd]

Super. Podziwiam. Poplakalem sie ze smiechu.

[Gość: joa]

momentami naciągane, ale naprawdę zabawne...szczególnie-"I will animal to you":)
czytało się z przyjemnością

[mamadwojga]

OPLUŁAM MONITOR KAWĄ ze śmiechuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..............
:-)))))))))))))))

[Gość: jola]

to jest dobre niezle sie uciechalam,,super

Funny?

[Gość: Yorick]

Well, is it.

These are just what they are - literal translations. I can find no reason why
they should be even mildly amusing. Actual mistakes might be (eg. dorosłość -->
adultery), but not forced literal translations.
If I'm not normal, please let me know.

rgdz

[axxolotl]

Skojarzylo mi sie z tym "adultery" wiec sie przyznam (nie, nie do cudzolostwa,
tylko do jednego bledu ;)

Many many years ago when we moved to Canada, my mother signed up for ESL
(English as a Second Language) classes. One of her first homework compositions
was to write about her and her family's first impressions of Canada. She asked
me for help and one of the sentences she wrote was supposed to say that her
children were very excited about moving to Canada. In Polish it was "dzieci
byly bardzo podekscytowane wyjazdem". For some strange reason I translated it
as "the kids were very aroused" not excited and my poor mother read it outloud
in class. Fortunately for her not many people in class knew the difference, so
she was spared much of the embarrasment. I don't know how the teacher
explained her the difference, but for sure she enlightened me when she came
back home.

[Gość: Yorick]

Nice :)

My g/f is a Callan method teacher; during one of her classes a student was
supposed to say "I'm sitting on the chair", but unfortunately the /s/ sound got
a bit too palatal... no other students noticed, but my g/f was on the brink of
bursting in laughter.
rgdz

[Gość: Asia]

My wonderful teacher told me that once he asked students to bring next time
'free homework'. One week later a girl gave him... three homeworks :P

[Gość: struś]

Another funny thing - a mistake of mine. At the very beginning I used to
mispronounce READ and RIDE - so what I did was 'reading a horse' and 'riding a
book'. My teacher asked me to make a drawing of me reading a horse and riding a
book... Then I remebered the difference:))

dodam jeszcze:

[Gość: user]

We him of winter to tower!!
(my mu-simy wierzyc)

We him of winter waltz live!!
(my mu-simy walc-zyć)

[drzejms-buond]

...sie kiedyś popisałem ENTELIGENCJOM równą begerowej
"KOŁA ZAINTERESOWAŃ" przetłumaczyłem jako WHEELS of INTERESTS...
:-D

[Gość: $]

W pyte, Drzejms. Jest sie czym chwalic!!!

[Gość: DŻEJMS BŁĄD]

profesor ze mnie żaden...
a że człowiek ułomny jest..to i pośmiać się można...z siebie też..ZAKAZU NIE MA