Want to know How Big He Is?

[_helga]

"You're on your way to finding out a man's most secret detail - the size of
his penis. A new mathematical formula, that estimates penis size, has been
developed for people who have not yet seen the real thing in the flesh."
A new web site by a Condomi Company:

www.sizehimup.co.uk/

[glory]

That was pretty funny, but that's only a theory.
I think somehow I must be out of proportions. My hands are so tiny but my cock
is so huge that my wife has open her mouth very widely when she blows me.
PS I also have a big balls
How about that?

[Gość: namonik]

I have the same as glory experience.
My hands and feet are so big, yet my Mister Winnie
so hm, how can I put it? Petite? Or perhaps my hands
just look so big next to my petite. Let me check it one
more time. I'll be back.

[Gość: namonik]

I have the same as glory experience.
My hands and feet are so big, yet my Mister Winnie
so hm, how can I put it? Petite? Or perhaps my hands
just look so big next to my petite. Let me check it one
more time. I'll be back.

[glory]

That's all right! don't worry!
Personally I'm using other substitutes like fingers , nose , tongue and if Im
too wasted I introduce buzzing vibrator to my lovely wife and I tell you what-
she is very,very happy person. So do I.

[Gość: awalk]

glory napisał:

> That was pretty funny, but that's only a theory.
> I think somehow I must be out of proportions. My hands are so tiny but my
cock
> is so huge that my wife has open her mouth very widely when she blows me.
> PS I also have a big balls
> How about that?

Nah nah,
Your proportions are perfect. It is the test that is wrong. What they've
missed, and I think on purpose, is the brain size which is, as everybody knows,
inversly proportional to the size of the penis. Fucking nerds have them almost
invisible. So be proud of yourself, and don't listen to those eggheaded snakes.

[glory]

Brain's size doesn't really matter if it sends the right sygnals to my cock to
be alert.

[_helga]

glory napisał:

> Brain's size doesn't really matter if it sends the right sygnals to my cock
to
> be alert.


Right signals, hihihhhhhh.
You've been the funniest one:)