forum nudne jak flaki z olejem.

IP: *.nyc.rr.com 28.12.03, 07:31
Booooring. Booooring. Booooring.
Yawn. Getting drunk. Overlooking. Overseeing.
Not overreaching. Almost dead.
Can you do my homework for me, please.
What does it mean?
How to translate .........?
Do you think salmon should be that salty?
Who spilled the beer? Did you fart?
What the .... is going on?
Anybody? Haloooooooooo!!!!!!!!
    • Gość: skippy Re: forum nudne jak flaki z olejem. IP: *.dialup.optusnet.com.au 28.12.03, 10:21
      I enjoyed your poem. Did you watch Polish Idol?
    • butter_fly Re: forum nudne jak flaki z olejem. 28.12.03, 14:08
      Can anyone tie my shoeslaces for me, I keep on tripping over them!


      • Gość: Brookie Re: forum nudne jak flaki z olejem. IP: *.tnt2.per1.da.uu.net 28.12.03, 14:12
        I guess, getting drunk stands for me. Pitty.
        Wacko jacko- nice to hear from you! How you've been?
        • glory Re: forum nudne jak flaki z olejem. 28.12.03, 14:34
          Wacko jacko still freakin'us after all those years!!
          Spare a thought for him this New Year 2004.

          Hallo old Tosser's!!.
          How was your Xmas?.
          Good to see you back.
          Anyone knows what happened to "smart like real estate agent" Chickenshort??.
          Old (all) the best!
          Cheers!
          Glory Bikini Lover!



          • butter_fly Re: forum nudne jak flaki z olejem. 28.12.03, 15:48
            glory napisał:
            >
            > Anyone knows what happened to "smart like real estate agent" Chickenshort??.

            He must be busy reading Orwell's works....
            ha ha - smart like real estate agent - I bet he'll like it
          • Gość: m yeah where's the birdie? IP: 5.3.1D* / *.cache.pol.co.uk 28.12.03, 17:56
            birdie where ru?
            need more white meat here..with all this rich rich Xmas food.

            Nice to see the ususal suspects surfacing again...
            Seasons Greetings to All!
            m
    • Gość: Tamtejszy Re: forum nudne jak flaki z olejem. IP: *.proxy.aol.com 28.12.03, 17:39
      So are you.
      • chickenshorts Re: forum nudne jak flaki z olejem. 28.12.03, 21:48
        'ha ha - smart like real estate agent - I bet he'll like it'

        Xmassy overindulgence with food & drink made you festively stupefied, Mrs
        Butterfly, to think I might like the snide remark of that Aussie blonde...

        Still, Happy New Year you lot!!!
        • Gość: m aaah, but do you recall.... IP: 5.3.1R* / *.cache.pol.co.uk 29.12.03, 14:00
          ...the other genius
          Da Original Gazeta GURU......erwas?

          does not appreciate the local cousine no more?

          btw ...glad to see you back, chicks
          Still wasting your employers time and resources in the beautiful France?
          M.
        • butter_fly Re: forum nudne jak flaki z olejem. 29.12.03, 16:24
          chickenshorts napisał:
          > Xmassy overindulgence with food & drink made you festively stupefied, Mrs
          > Butterfly, to think I might like the snide remark of that Aussie blonde...

          Yeah, the stupified me can't disagree with you, still I'd think twice before
          saying it's foods & drinks to blame...

          BTW must you really capitalize me? Not ready to put up with things as they are?
          Still seeing insects around instead of coming to terms with... reality? Ha!
          Hope New Year will be good enough for you to see yourself in the melting pot;))

          In the meantime - just today I ran into 'Under Milk Wood' - printed version.
          Say I'm lucky, aren't I?
          • chickenshorts Re: forum nudne jak flaki z olejem. 29.12.03, 19:01
            butter_fly napisała:

            > chickenshorts napisał:
            > > Xmassy overindulgence with food & drink made you festively stupefied, Mrs
            >
            > > Butterfly, to think I might like the snide remark of that Aussie blonde...
            >
            > Yeah, the stupified me can't disagree with you, still I'd think twice before
            > saying it's foods & drinks to blame...

            Ehm?... (scraches his head in puzzlement) Glue?!? Mrs Butt... oopss, butterfly,
            you shouldn't!

            > BTW must you really capitalize me? Not ready to put up with things as they
            are?

            Just dealt with that. But you are still of capital importance, m'me...

            > Still seeing insects around instead of coming to terms with... reality? Ha!
            > Hope New Year will be good enough for you to see yourself in the melting
            pot;))
            >
            > In the meantime - just today I ran into 'Under Milk Wood' - printed version.
            > Say I'm lucky, aren't I?

            Yeah... Hey, guess what, I recorded it on the 50th anniversary of Dylan's
            death. We could listen & read it together in a hotel in Paris one day or,
            better still one night... What do you say?
            • chickenshorts Re: forum nudne jak flaki z olejem. 30.12.03, 20:30
              Hello Whacky Jack! Just trying to shake you out of this terrible boredom...In a
              festive spirit and all that. Ah, before I forget, has Mr Lay been 'touched' yet?

              And here just to remind you folks:
              RESUME - GEORGE W. BUSH EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE

              LAW ENFORCEMENT:

              I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence
              of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended
              for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.

              MILITARY:

              I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug
              test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air
              National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

              COLLEGE:

              I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.

              PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

              I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in
              Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in
              Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. I bought
              the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using
              taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the
              oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.

              ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:

              I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas
              the most polluted state in the Union.

              During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in
              America. I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions
              in borrowed money.

              I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.

              With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's
              appointments to the Supreme Court, I became president after losing by over
              500,000 votes.

              ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

              I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal
              record.

              I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion
              dollars per week.

              I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

              I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

              I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month
              period.

              I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

              I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock
              market.

              In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that
              trend continues every month.

              I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration
              in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil
              tanker named after her.

              I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by a U.S. President.

              I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate
              campaign donations.

              My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth
              Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History,
              Enron. My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to
              assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.

              I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or
              prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky
              affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs
              in history.

              I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to
              intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

              I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

              I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government
              contracts.

              I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in
              U.S. history.

              I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the
              history of the United States government.

              I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.

              I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the
              U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.--this is true.

              I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.--actually what happened is the
              World Court is changing into the International Criminal Court--because the US
              wants to be a part of the court, but not be open to having the US have charges
              brought up against them, they have temporarily ceased negotiating with the
              countries involved in and taking part in the establishment of the ICC. So, in
              other words, the US wants to be able to establish the laws within the ICC,
              practice those laws within the ICC, but not have those laws applied to our
              country.

              I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and
              thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.--Guantanomo Bay.

              I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election
              inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).

              I set the record for fewest number of press conferences of any President since
              the advent of television.

              I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period.

              After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security
              failure in U.S. history.

              I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks
              and less than a year later made the U.S. the most disliked country in the
              world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

              I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
              protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for
              protest against any person in the history of mankind.

              I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, preemptive
              attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the
              will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world
              community.

              I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty
              benefits for active duty troops and their families - in wartime.

              In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq,
              then blamed the lies on our British friends.

              I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view
              my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

              I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," WMD.

              I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden and Saddam
              Hussein to justice.

              RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

              All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library,
              sealed and unavailable for public view.

              All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt
              companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

              All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended
              regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
              view.

              • Gość: wacko jacko Ever met Paris Hilton? IP: *.nyc.rr.com 31.12.03, 00:51
                • Gość: wacko jacko Re: Ever met Paris Hilton? IP: *.nyc.rr.com 31.12.03, 00:56
                  story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20031230/ap_on_re_eu/france_war_coverage
                  Is that where you get your news from? Ze french press.
            • butter_fly Re: forum nudne jak flaki z olejem. 30.12.03, 22:27
              chickenshorts napisał:

              > Mrs Butt... oopss, butterfly,
              >
              > you shouldn't!

              Oh, really? So there are still things I shouldn'ty do?... Interesting...

              > >
              > > In the meantime - just today I ran into 'Under Milk Wood' - printed versio
              > n.
              > > Say I'm lucky, aren't I?
              >
              > Yeah... Hey, guess what, I recorded it on the 50th anniversary of Dylan's
              > death. We could listen & read it together in a hotel in Paris one day or,
              > better still one night... What do you say?

              blime!!!!


              After a while - well, there wouldn't be a chance to replace Paris with
              Laugharne or Larne - no way, not in this life, pitty:(((

              Oh, well, disappointment always come from the least suspected subjects...

              And what is Paris...
              And as you listened to this text on the 9th of November... and imagined the
              man - young 39...

              OK, Happy New Year!!!
            • butter_fly Re: forum nudne jak flaki z olejem. 30.12.03, 22:42
              chickenshorts napisał:
              > We could listen & read it together in a hotel in Paris one day or,
              > better still one night... What do you say?

              Just a thought. Why don't you stick to this plan:
              "Drink wine, smoke Gitanes & dispose of hard earned money in Rue St Denis..."
              What else? - Nothing, that's it.

              • Gość: erwas Re: forum nudne jak flaki z olejem. IP: *.sulphurcanyon.com 31.12.03, 20:21
                well, hm.
                I (er, was) just thinking.
                I awoke before dawn this morning. my eyes narrowed with suspicion before they
                were even fully open.
                "Jesus", I said to myself. "Jesus!"
                "where am I?"
                "who am I? what am I?"
                "am I just born?"
                "born again?"
                no recollection of dark tunnels, Great Lights, agelic concierges. not dead
                then. not in that sense anyway.
                and then it happened.
                no voices. no sound. but I heard the word. no lights, no signs in the sky, but
                before me, deeply etched the word: forum.
                naked, I swirled around the house.
                "the computer, where's the fucking computer!"
                driven by a lingering wisp of so long repressed memory by a force, or rather
                the last gasp of fast fading hope, with my last trembling sinew, I clawed aside
                another heap of abandoned refuse and there it was.
                so here I am.
                same thing must have happened to you all.

                and how can flaki z olejem be nudne?


                • chickenshorts Re: forum nudne jak flaki z olejem. 31.12.03, 21:01
                  Gość portalu: erwas napisał(a):

                  > well, hm.
                  > I (er, was) just thinking.
                  > I awoke before dawn this morning. my eyes narrowed with suspicion before they
                  > were even fully open.
                  > "Jesus", I said to myself. "Jesus!"

                  Yep, it's'm... Jesus!

                  How have you been, erwas? Appy New Year!
                  • Gość: erwas Re: forum nudne jak flaki z olejem. IP: *.sulphurcanyon.com 31.12.03, 21:46
                    >How have you been, erwas? Appy New Year!

                    and an Appy one to you too.
                    appy for me to hear from you.
                    as for your question...well, its a hard one.
                    you must understand that this 'ere space is a refuge from America, maybe not as
                    as comfy as a cave in Afganistan, but then we don't have the connections. we
                    vent our awful feelings about this and that (or rather did vent) - what's your
                    problem with George W. Bush anyway. to folksy for you, right?
                    everywhere you step in this country people enquire: "how are you?" "how ya
                    doin'" "howzit goin'" and you can't just give them the finger and tell them to
                    piss off. they hang in there for the: "fine, how are you?"
                    now I know you meant no harm, like. and what else can you say after all these
                    years. so the answer is:
                    fine. I'm wrestling with demons in flaki z olejem. how are you?


                    • chickenshorts Re: forum nudne jak flaki z olejem. 01.01.04, 17:31
                      Gość portalu: erwas napisał(a):

                      > >How have you been, erwas? Appy New Year!
                      >
                      > and an Appy one to you too.
                      > appy for me to hear from you.
                      > as for your question...well, its a hard one.
                      > you must understand that<

                      Wait, wait, I'll get my drink & popcorn...

                      (...)
                      > now I know you meant no harm, like.

                      Now, how on earth can you know that? Truly?
                      Only by sheer self-denial (my fist in my mouth, Harvey Keitel style), did I
                      manage to remove "Unh" from the above wish...

                      Yes, true to my cantankerous self and also continuing the process of winnowing
                      down, I wish you all (with the exception of mrs butterfly) a rotten new year.
                      And it will be rotten, believe you me.
                      GW Bush is going to walk it again. That fat bastard Shaaron will go only to be
                      replaced by Netanyahu.

                      As Murphy says, 'if it's bad but can be worse, it will!'
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