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THE UTIMATE ADVENTURE CRUISE
To The Point Cruise Line is excited to offer the ultimate adventure
cruise along the pirate-infested coast of Somalia !
We board our luxury cruise ship in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden near
the entrance to the Red Sea, and disembark in Mombasa , Kenya seven
adrenaline-charged days later.
Starting at $5,200 per-person (double occupancy, inside room) and
$6,900 (verandah complete with bench rest), you'll relax like never
before.
That's because you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with you.
If you don't have your own weapons, you can rent them from our
onboard Master Gunsmith. Enjoy reloading parties every afternoon
with skeet and marksmanship competitions every night!
But the best fun of all, of course, is Pirate Target Practice.
For the object of the cruise is to sail up and down the Somali Coast
waiting to get hijacked by pirates. The weapons rental costs are as
follows.
Rent a full auto M-16 for only $25/day with ammo attractively priced
at $16 per 100 rounds of 5.56 armor-piercing:
On a budget? Rent a full-auto scope-mounted AK-47 for only $9/day
with 7.62 ball ammo at $12 per 100 rounds:
Hello! Nothing gets a pirate's attention like a Barrett M-107 50-cal
sniper rifle; only $59/day with 25 rounds of armor-piercing ammo
affordably priced at only $29.95.
Need a spotter? Our professional crew members can double as spotters
for only $30/hour (spotting scope included, but gratuities are not).
Want to make a real impact? Rent an RPG for only $175/day with three
fragmentation rounds included!
Also included: Free complimentary night vision equipment - and
throughout the night, coffee, pastries and snacks are always
available on the main deck from 7pm until 6am.
Our deluxe package comes complete with gourmet meals and all rooms
offer a mini-bar.
But that's not all! Twin mounted mini-guns are available for rental
at only $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire!
We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking
attempts by pirates or you'll receive an instant $1,000 refund upon
arrival in Mombasa .
How can we make that guarantee? We operate at 5 knots just beyond 12
nautical miles off the coast of Somalia , thus in international
waters where pirates have no rights whatever. In fact, we make three
passes through the area's most treacherous waters to ensure maximum
visibility by Somali "mother ships."
We repeat this for five days, making three complete passes past the
entire Somali Coast . At night, the boat is fully lit and bottle
rockets are shot every five minutes with loud disco music
directionally beamed shore side to attract maximum attention.
Testimonials from previous participants in the Somali Cruise:
"Six attacks in 4 days were more than I expected. I bagged three
pirates, my wife nailed two, and my 12-year old son sank two boats
with the mini-gun. This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole
family"
