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Excerpts of authentic restaurant menus written in "fluent" English
Shrimp and crap salad
Tepid chicken salad with bread
You can have crap on your pizza.
We give you water only when you ask.
(Café Rico, Turku 1997)
Dead snails from Ĺland in garlic and butter sauce
The cock is recommending today's beef.
We can serve your steak with much blood, some blood, medium or well-done.
(Ramada Hotel, Turku 1993)
Finnish mushroom salad - wild, salty and sticky mushrooms with cream sauce
and pickles
Ice cream with bear halves and toffee sauce
The house's tart is called Torttu in Finnish and is warm.
(Fransmanni, Turku 1993)
Mexican burrito with mutilated chicken meat and salsa
(Raxx, Turku 1998 )
Try traditional Finnish pee soup!
On our breakfast table you will find the cheese, the meat and some others.
Omelet is made with recent eggs from a local farm where the chickens are
alive.
We can bring the nuts and drinks to your room (room service card)
Drink something if you want (room service card)
(Hotelli Helka, Helsinki 1993)
This week is "bird meat week" but we also have a good selection of mammal
meat.
Japanese guests can have traditional breakfast with stinky rice and fishes.
Cocktails are served in bar and there only.
Blini served with cream and not real caviar.
(Hamburger Börs, Turku 1998 )
Tar ice cream - Finnish special
Good for people who eat tar and lingon berries.
(Viking Restaurant Harald, Turku 1998 )
Children's hamburger is served with the French.
Pizzas after clock 21 are not. Sorry.
(Memphis, Helsinki 1994)