kovala
03.12.04, 21:05
Kurna, jak oblalam! Ale moj dziadek na dwa dobrze odpowiedzial, a na jedno to
nawet nowatorsko. No, ale coz ludzie na starosc to ponoc dziecinnieja. Nie
przestraszcie sie tego slowa- professional, jak sie okazuje nie na darmo jest
w cudzyslowie.
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are
qualified to be a "professional."
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Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But DO NOT
scroll down UNTIL you have answered the questions!
GOOD LUCK!
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close
the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple
things in an overly complicated way.
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2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator?"
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Wrong!
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Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
elephant, and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.
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3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...
except one. Which animal does not attend?
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Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the
refrigerator. You just put him there. This tests your memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three
questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true
abilities.
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4. There is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles and you
don't have a boat. How do you manage it?
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Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been
listening? All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference!
This tests whether you learn quickly from your
mistakes.
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According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals
they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several
correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the
theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
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Send this out to frustrate all your smart friends.
