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20.01.07, 18:00
Have any of you been following this uproarious episode of so-called celebrity
Big Brother in the UK?
One of the female contestants, a so-called celebrity who has nothing in her
CV but being a dental nurse and winning an earlier Big Blither round, that
and - ironically - sponsoring a charity called Act Against Bullying, has now
been kicked off for having gone over the top in her racial slurs against an
Indian contestant, Shilpa Shetty, who is probably the only one in there who
actually qualifies as having any internationally recognisable celebrity
status and for continually bullying her and making other playground denizens
gang up against her.
This became the overshadowing issue during Scotsman Gordon Broon's visit to
India last week, and when asked what he was going to do about it, he
addressed the British people and said "a vote for Britain is a vote for
tolerance", and so Jade Goody got voted off, and begged to have a special
eviction ceremony just among friends, as she was afraid that Indians might
turn up and jeer her if she had one of the usual public evictions. So Gordon
managed to get the votes, and therefore the financing of this crappy show, up
to record levels, showing what he would be capable of if called upon to run
the country. Jade Goody gets a mention in the next Queen's speech as a
definite baddy, and becomes the first person on the New Year's dishonours
list, at which the Duke of Edinburgh will publicly berate her for upsetting
Johnny Foreigner, and when the media are gone nudge her in the ribs and
say "but just between you and me, young lady, jolly good show!".
Charity had the last laugh though, as channel Four decided to give the
proceeds of the phone vote to them, thereby reducing the things that Gordon
Broon needs to do with our taxes. The saving can go towards ministerial
salaries.