Zen Polonia

26.05.05, 15:51
Właśnie rozesłałem do Netu. Jest podpisane.


If there is no self,
whose arsehole is this?

Drink vodka and nourish life.
With the first sip... joy.
With the second... satisfaction.
With the third, peace.
With the fourth, a stupor.

Wherever you go, there you are.
Your brain is another story.

Accept misfortune as a blessing.
Do not wish for perfect health
or a life without Jews.
What would you talk about?

The night of pleasant revelry
begins with a single drink

There is no escaping karma.
In a previous life, you never drank,
you never beat your wife, you never thought.
And whose fault was that?

Zen is not easy.
It takes effort to attain nothingness.
Except of course if you happen to be a Polak

The Tao does not speak of Jews.
The Tao does not blame the Jews.
The Tao does not take sides with Jews.
The Tao has no expectations of Jews.
The Tao demands nothing of Jews.
The Tao is not Polish.

Breathe in. Breathe out.
Forget this and attaining Enlightenment
will be the least of your problems.

Let your mind be as a floating cloud.
Let your stillness be as the wooded glen.
Stop bitching about them Jews.
You'll never meet the Buddha
with such parochial attitudes.

Be patient and achieve all things.
Be impatient and blame the Jews.

To Find the Buddha, look within.
Deep inside you are ten thousand flowers.
Each flower blossoms ten thousand times.
Each blossom has ten thousand petals.
You might want to see a specialist,
But as a Polak you are too dumb to notice a problem.

For motorcycle maintenance, do the following:
Ride it without a helmet.
Were you thinking?

Be aware of your body.
Be aware of your perceptions.
Keep in mind that not every physical
sensation is a symptom of a delirium tremum.

The Torah says, "Love thy neighbor as thyself."
The Buddha says there is no "self."
So, maybe you are off the hook.
The Buddha taught that one should practice loving
kindness to all sentient
beings. Still, would it kill you to find a nice
sentient being who happens
to be Jewish?

Though only your skin, sinews, and bones remain,
though your blood and
flesh dry up and wither away, yet shall you meditate
and not stir until you
have attained full Enlightenment.
But, first, a little drink of vodka.

Cipcyński
    • janek_malicki Re: Zen Polonia 26.05.05, 17:16
      spadaj, sempiasty!
      • cipcynski Re: Zen Polonia 26.05.05, 18:04
        fuck off!
        • marouder Spadaj Cipolot 26.05.05, 18:06
          cipcynski napisał:

          > fuck off!
    • olewin Re: Zen Polonia 26.05.05, 18:12
      to nie tao to jest zen
      antypolski głupi sen ..
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