Thank You for This Food

[Gość: religijna]

A 4-year-old boy was asked to return thanks before a big dinner. The family
members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God
for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked God for Mommy,
Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles. Then
he began to thank God for the food. He gave thanks for the turkey, the
dressing, the fruit salad, the cranberry sauce, the pies, the cakes, even the
Cool Whip.

Then he paused, and everyone waited--and waited. After a long silence, the
young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, "If I thank God for the
broccoli, won't he know that I'm lying?"

another joke

[Gość: olo]

"Mr. Quinn, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge
said, "and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That's very generous and fair of you, your honor," the husband said. "And
every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."