Topless Sunbather

[Gość: Frida]

Topless Sunbather
A woman was staying at a hotel and she decided to go sunbathing on the hotel
roof. When she laid down to sun her back, her bikini top fell off. She didn't
care so much, though, because nobody ever came up to the roof anyway. Which
is why she was surprised when she heard footsteps. It was the maitre'd from
the restaurant. "Ma'am," he said, "we were all wondering if you could put
your top back on." "Why? I'm not disturbing anybody." "Ma'am. You're on the
skylight."