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yogi, zen & pizza - o co chodzi?
Autor: [e-mail]
Data: 29-08-2003 21:23
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Dostalem to mailem od kolezanki, ale za slabo znam
angielski, zeby zalapac o
co chodzi. A glupio mi sie przyznac przed
kolezanka-poliglotka ;-)
Mozecie przetlumaczyc?

A Yogi Walked into a Pizza Parlor...

What did the Yogi say when he walked into the Zen Pizza
Parlor?
"Make me one with everything."
When the Yogi got the pizza, he gave the proprietor a $20
bill. The proprietor pocketed the bill. The Yogi said
"Don't I
get change?"
The proprietor said, "Change must come from within."

[Gość: awalk]

remulus napisał:

> yogi, zen & pizza - o co chodzi?
> Autor: [e-mail]
> Data: 29-08-2003 21:23
> + dodaj do ulubionych wątków
>
> + odpowiedz na list
>
> + odpowiedz cytując
> Dostalem to mailem od kolezanki, ale za slabo znam
> angielski, zeby zalapac o
> co chodzi. A glupio mi sie przyznac przed
> kolezanka-poliglotka ;-)
> Mozecie przetlumaczyc?
>
> A Yogi Walked into a Pizza Parlor...
>
> What did the Yogi say when he walked into the Zen Pizza
> Parlor?
> "Make me one with everything."
> When the Yogi got the pizza, he gave the proprietor a $20
> bill. The proprietor pocketed the bill. The Yogi said
> "Don't I
> get change?"
> The proprietor said, "Change must come from within."
>

the world 'change' has two meanings in this joke 'reszta' and 'zmiana'

Zen is a form of Buddhism which developed in Japan and which emphasizes that religious knowledge is achieved through clearing the mind of thoughts and giving attention to only one thing, rather than by reading religious writings.

When you add these two pieces of information together you should be able to understand the joke.

[jerzy312]

Gość portalu: awalk napisał(a):

> remulus napisał:
>
> > yogi, zen & pizza - o co chodzi?
> > Autor: [e-mail]
> > Data: 29-08-2003 21:23
> > + dodaj do ulubionych wątków
> >
> > + odpowiedz na list
> >
> > + odpowiedz cytując
> > Dostalem to mailem od kolezanki, ale za slabo znam
> > angielski, zeby zalapac o
> > co chodzi. A glupio mi sie przyznac przed
> > kolezanka-poliglotka ;-)
> > Mozecie przetlumaczyc?
> >
> > A Yogi Walked into a Pizza Parlor...
> >
> > What did the Yogi say when he walked into the Zen Pizza
> > Parlor?
> > "Make me one with everything."
> > When the Yogi got the pizza, he gave the proprietor a $20
> > bill. The proprietor pocketed the bill. The Yogi said
> > "Don't I
> > get change?"
> > The proprietor said, "Change must come from within."
> >
>
> the world 'change' has two meanings in this joke
'reszta' and 'zmiana'
>
> Zen is a form of Buddhism which developed in Japan and
which emphasizes that re
> ligious knowledge is achieved through clearing the mind
of thoughts and giving
> attention to only one thing, rather than by reading
religious writings.
>
> When you add these two pieces of information together
you should be able to und
> erstand the joke.

May be. But you didn't understand:
> Autor: [e-mail]<
asked for translation.

[butter_fly]

jerzy312 napisał:

> May be. But you didn't understand:
> > Autor: [e-mail]<
> asked for translation.

In a way he did, but then the first thing he wanted to do was to understand.

> > > Dostalem to mailem od kolezanki, ale za slabo znam
> > > angielski, zeby zalapac o
> > > co chodzi. A glupio mi sie przyznac przed
> > > kolezanka-poliglotka ;-)
> > > Mozecie przetlumaczyc?

awalk did all that can be done to understand that joke; it can't be translated -
isn't that obvious?

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butter_fly napisała:

> jerzy312 napisał:
>
> > May be. But you didn't understand:
> > > Autor: [e-mail]<
> > asked for translation.
>
> In a way he did, but then the first thing he wanted to
do was to understand.
>
> > > > Dostalem to mailem od kolezanki, ale za slabo znam
> > > > angielski, zeby zalapac o
> > > > co chodzi. A glupio mi sie przyznac przed
> > > > kolezanka-poliglotka ;-)
> > > > Mozecie przetlumaczyc?
>
> awalk did all that can be done to understand that joke;
it can't be translated
> -
> isn't that obvious?
>

Couldn´t it be a translation from a Far Eastern Language?
If not a translation, why not an interpretation in Polish
language?

[Gość: awalk]

Gość portalu: Globetrotter napisał(a):

> Couldn´t it be a translation from a Far Eastern Language?
> If not a translation, why not an interpretation in Polish
> language?

Well, one thing is for sure; it isn't a translation from Polish. However, considering the number of mistakes, it is also not written by a native speaker of English.