Ladies Man radzi (ciotom ku przestrodze):

[jot-23]

Caller #3: Well, I have a bit of a weight problem, and it's hard, you know,
to meet guys.

Leon Phelps: Yeah, yeah, well, The Ladies Man is here to help you. Um.. so
tell me, uh, how fat are you?

Caller #3: I'm like, 210.

Leon Phelps: Now, that is big. Um, I was not expecting you to say anything
over 200 pounds. Uh, I was basically expecting, like, 130, 135.. yeah, you
are a big woman. Um, my advice to you is to, uh, avoid any type of food
product that your neighborhood supermarket might try to sell you. [tips
glass] But here's to you, Fat Lady. The Ladies Man loves you, but not in any
type of sexual, or love-type way. [laughing] I see my stage manager Martell
finds the plight of that last call amusing.

[oborovy]

Az strach pomyslec co by na to powiedziala Monika Olejnik ...

[jot-23]

Caller #2: Uh, hello, Ladies Man? Yeah, uh, I've been with my girlfriend for a
few years now, and we like to have sex and all, but..

Leon Phelps: Hey, that sounds good to me!

Caller #2: It gets kind of boring, so is there any way we can, uh, spice up our
love life?

Leon Phelps: Well, yes. There are a number of possibilities that you can
pursue. Uh.. may I suggest you consider the butt?

Caller #2: [ quickly hangs up the phone, eager to take suggestion ]

oraz Michalowi:

[jot-23]

members.tripod.com/~jackij/ladiesman/Small.wav

oraz...studentom Sorbony

[jot-23]

members.tripod.com/~jackij/ladiesman/ladies2.wav

[Gość: marcce]

o co chodzi???
dorotka???
o czym kmJotek pisze????

[pirelia]

analfabetka

morczny dar

[Gość: Albertine]

Przykre widziec jak samotny bialy zagiel, ostatni bastion rzeczowosci na forum
szamocze sie w szponach ciemnych chuci.

Albertine disparue

[Gość: marcee]

ja dalej nic nie rozumiem...

Tryumf dupy nad umyslem!

[Gość: --Michal]

Gość portalu: marcee napisał(a):

> ja dalej nic nie rozumiem...

Czyli wyszlo na moje, a raczej na moj i niesmieznego zyda!

[Gość: Tomek]

Czas do szkoly na angielski sie zapisac.

[Gość: marcee]

przybyszewski

Lapa w miodzie!

[Gość: --Michal]

J! Czy te sie przypadkiem nie dobrales do mojego towaru, tego co zamowilem z
miasta, wiesz, "bitches from hell". JAK TAK TO MAM DLA CIEBIE WIADOMOSC:

"I luv ya you like my nephew but dont let me catcha in my frigerater and dont
let me catcha with your finger in my sugar bowl . you feel me knocken i fell ya
then let me in"

[Gość: Jaro]

Nie pierdol Tina.

na ra
Jaro

sluchja, palnieta w ciemie krolico.

[ciaston]

znowu cie zlosliwy period zaatakowal?

[canadian]

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