Kramarz X lezy w agonii

[waldek.usa]

i pyta ledwo slyszalnym glosem:
- Malko, moja zono, jestes przy mnie?
- jestem, mezu.
- Dwojro, moja corko, jestes przy mnie?
- jestem ojcze.
- Jojlik, moj synu, jestes przy mnie?
- jestem, ojcze.
- Binem, moj synu, jestes przy mnie?
- jestem, ojcze.
- Chajka, mojo corko, jestes przy mnie?
- jestem, ojcze.
konajacy zrywa sie i wykrzykuje ostatkiem sil:
- a kto siedzi w sklepie?!!!

[piss.doff]

business is business, nawet na lozu smierci. To sie nazywa miec w
zyciu 'priorities'...

[ontarian]

A woman, in her forties, is at home happily jumping unclothed on her bed.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how
ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what you
think. I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says that not only
am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."

The husband replies, "What did he say about your 45-year old ass?"

"Your name never came up," she replied.