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29.12.03, 18:33
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to paradise. He was greeted by George
Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you attack
the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end
America's liberty, but you failed."
James Madison appeared, kicked him, and said, "This is why I allowed the
government to provide for the common defense."
Bin Laden was subjected to similar beatings from James Randolph, James
Monroe, Thomas Jefferson and 66 other early Americans. As he writhed in pain
on the ground, an angel appeared. Bin Laden said, " This was not what I was
promised."
The angel replied, " I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for
you. What did you think I said?"
