Gość: Frida
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08.09.04, 17:54
Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't prepared for
the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first
witness, a grand motherly, elderly woman to the stand.
He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded: "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've know you since you
were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You
lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind
their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to
realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher.
Yes, I know you."
The Lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the
room and asked:
"Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied: "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't
build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the
worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three
different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet
voice, said:
"If either of you bastards asks her if she knows me, I'll throw your sorry
asses in jail for contempt."
