A Big Thanks !!!

[Gość: Palnick]

> Thanks to all the people who sent me such important emails in 2004!
>
> It's so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform!
>
> Because of all of you I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out
> from you that it's good for removing toilet stains.
>
> I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected
> with a disease.
>
> I smell awful, but thank goodness I stopped using
> deodorant because you said it causes cancer.
>
> I don't leave my car in any parking lot even though I sometimes have to
> walk about seven blocks, because you said that someone might drug me
> with a perfume sample and then try to rob me.
>
> I also stopped answering the phone because you said that they will ask
> me to dial a stupid number and then I get a high phone bill with calls
> to Uganda, Singapore, Tokyoand maybe the Mars Rover.
>
> I stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because you told me they are
> nothing more than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that
> are bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big
> Macs.
>
> I also stopped drinking anything out of a can - you said that I will
> get sick from the rat faeces and urine.
>
> When I go to parties, I now don't mix with anybody - you said that
> someone will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub
> full of ice.
>
> However, the police are also after me at present because you said not
> to pull over as they could be fake policemen trying to kidnap me.
>
> I went bankrupt from bounced cheques that I wrote, in anticipation of
> the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I
> participated in their special e-mail program.
>
>
> It's weird, though, that my new free cell phone never arrived, and
> neither did the passes for my paid vacation to Disneyland.
> But I am positive that all this is because of the chain I broke or
> forgot to follow and I got a curse.
>
> OOPS I ALMOST FORGOT, IMPORTANT NOTE: If you don't send this e-mail to
> at least 1200 people in the next ten seconds, a bird will crap on you
> tonight at 7:00 PM.

one last important e-mail in 2004!

[Gość: olaf]

If you go to www.stenaline.com this Christmas Eve, you will get to salivate at
the view of topless swedish girls sun-bathing on Karlskrona beaches. All you
will have to do then is say, "ee-nee, mee-nee, my-nee moh, catch a tiger by its
toe!" to pick one, and in your dream she'll sail right into your arms!
Hear her sweet song in the crisp December air as you dream?

[jan.kulczyk]

Don't see how THAT's relevant, but still...
I checked the darned website! No trace of Nordic boobies!

Now that's some gooood advertising! <lol>