Job Aplication:)

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This is the job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's:
NAME: Greg Bulmash SEX: Not yet. Still looking. DESIRED POSITION: Company's
President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in
a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place, would
I? DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options. If that's not
possible, make an offer (any offer) and we can haggle. LAST POSITION HELD: A
target for middle management hostility. EDUCATION: Yes, but it doesn't seem
to be paying off. LAST SALARY: Way less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE
ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING LAST POSITION: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday, with a half-
hour break around 2:00 p.m. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're
better suited to a more intimate environment and I don't like to get caught
doing them at work. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one,
would I be here? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU
FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more
appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?" HAVE YOU
RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the
Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes. DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job, no; on my
breaks, yes; substance - I rather not say. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN
FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy, dumb, sexy
blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Who
am I kidding, I'd like to be doing that right now. DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE
ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.

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