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IP: *.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl 17.09.04, 08:09
One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and
dies. He immediately goes to... Hell, where the devil is
waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You're on my
list, but I don't have room for you. You definitely have to
stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got
some folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let
one of them go, and you can take their place. I'll even let
YOU decide who leaves."

Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil takes
him on a tour. They came to the first room on the tour
where the devil opened the door. Inside was Ronald Reagan
in a large pool of water. He kept diving under the water
for something and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and
over. Such was his fate in hell.

"No," George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a very good
swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard Nixon
with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did
was swing that hammer against the rocks, time after time
after time.

"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in
constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,"
commented George.

The devil then opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill
Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his
head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over
him was Monica Lewinsky... doing what made her famous.

Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yeah, I can
handle this."

The devil smiled and said, "OK, you're free to go, Monica."

    • Gość: joker Re: Adults only IP: *.ipt.aol.com 06.10.04, 06:38
      that's a good one!
      thnks
    • Gość: Aga Re: Adults only IP: *.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl 06.10.04, 12:29
      Yeah, pretty good
    • Gość: Aga Re: Adults only IP: *.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl 06.10.04, 12:30
      Yeah, pretty good!!! :)
    • lynyrd Re: Adults only 07.10.04, 00:41
      he he..I'd say..zajebiste:))))
      • Gość: tom Re: Adults only IP: 209.135.109.* 07.10.04, 06:57
        good stuff - but it's a pity that it is so(ooo) old - or........ may be i'm
        getting old :-(
        but to sweet it a bit I got somthing nice for adults also:

        > > >Dear Diary,
        > > >
        > > >I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of
        > > >men &women differ so much. And I never have figured
        > > >out the whole Venus and Mars thing. And, I never
        > > >figured out why men think with their head and women
        > > >think with their heart. And I never yet have figured
        > > >out how the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a
        > > >state of turmoil, when it hears the words "I do".
        > > >
        > > >One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well,
        > > >the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't
        > > >feel like it, I just want you to hold me".
        > > >
        > > >I said "WHAT??????"
        > > >
        > > >So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet
        > > >dreads. She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional

        > > >needs as a woman. I'm thinking "What was her first clue?" I
        > > >finally realize that nothing was going to happen that night, so I
        > > >went to sleep.
        > > >
        > > >The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed department
        > > >store.....I walked around with her while she tried on three
        > > >different very expensive outfits. She could not decide which one to

        > > >take so I told her to take all three of them. She then tells me
        > > >that she wants matching shoes worth $200.00 a pair to which I
        > > >say ok. And then we go to the jewelry dept where she
        > > >gets a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell
        > > >you........ she was so excited. She must have thought
        > > >that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't
        > > >think she cared. I think she was testing me when she
        > > >asked for a tennis bracelet because she does not even
        > > >play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I
        > > >told her that it was ok. She was almost sexually
        > > >excited from all of this and you should have seen her
        > > >face when she said "I'm ready to go to the cash
        > > >register".
        > > >
        > > >I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey I
        > > >don't feel like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen
        > > >her face ...... it went completely blank. I then said "Really
        > > >honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while". And just
        > > >when she had this look like she was going to kill me I
        > > >added, "You must not be in tune with my financial
        > > >needs as a Man".
        > > >
        > > >I figure that I won't be having sex again until
        > > >sometime after the spring of 2008
        > > >
        > > >
        > >
        > >
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