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17.09.04, 08:09
One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and
dies. He immediately goes to... Hell, where the devil is
waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You're on my
list, but I don't have room for you. You definitely have to
stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got
some folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let
one of them go, and you can take their place. I'll even let
YOU decide who leaves."
Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil takes
him on a tour. They came to the first room on the tour
where the devil opened the door. Inside was Ronald Reagan
in a large pool of water. He kept diving under the water
for something and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and
over. Such was his fate in hell.
"No," George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a very good
swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard Nixon
with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did
was swing that hammer against the rocks, time after time
after time.
"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in
constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,"
commented George.
The devil then opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill
Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his
head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over
him was Monica Lewinsky... doing what made her famous.
Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yeah, I can
handle this."
The devil smiled and said, "OK, you're free to go, Monica."