Dowcip

[Gość: Bozena L.]

Lata facet na moto-lotni dookoła Pałacu Kultury. Po kilku okrążeniach uderza
w ścianę i spada na ziemię. Całą sytuację obserwuje z dołu dwóch pijaczków.
Jeden do drugiego:
- Jaki kraj, taki terroryzm...

[cozac]

A man calls his lawyer and asks...

"With all the lawsuits going on, I want to get in on some of that
action. I hear people are suing cigarette companies because
they got cancer and others are suing McDonalds because they
got fat."

Lawyer: "And which one of those categories do you fit under?"

Man: "Neither. I just want to know if I can sue Budweiser for all the
ugly women I've slept with?"