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01.03.09, 00:17
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    • yapo2 Re: To jest rozrywka: 01.03.09, 00:20
      a tak poza tym to czujesz sie juz lepiej czy ciagle lecisz na recznym?
    • kupa.kazi Re: To jest rozrywka: 01.03.09, 00:20
      waldziu kochany,takiej ,jak ty rozrywki dostarczasz gawiedzi to malo kto potrafi
      ,ahah pytalem o bluesraja zesral siem hehe
      • kupa.kazi Re: To jest rozrywka: 01.03.09, 00:20
        heheh yapo w tej samej sekundzie podalismy pale waldziowi ,trojkat hehehe
        • yapo2 Re: To jest rozrywka: 01.03.09, 00:23
          kazdy wie ze yapo nie jedno ma imie, sorki, zapomnialem sie znowu przelogowac.
    • starywiarus Imponujące! 01.03.09, 00:46

      Rzeczywiście imponujące - sam u siebie był konsultantem już w 2001
      roku... firma Rachman & Stoltzmann International, ABN 41 527 296
      450, www.abr.business.gov.au

      Statusowi 'wykładowcy Monash' Monash Uni zaprzeczył w sądzie w 2005
      roku...

      Inni pracodawcy, wedle własnej deklaracji na website, nie
      wytrzymywali długo...

      web.archive.org/web/20020808044114/mywebpage.netscape.com/ljkel2/aboutme.html

      PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE:
      - Rachman & Stoltzmann International (Melbourne) Consultant (since
      2001)
      - University of Western Sydney – Researcher (1999-2000)
      - Compaq Computer (Melbourne and Minneapolis) Consultant (1998-2000)
      - Monash University (Melbourne) - Lecturer (1995-1998)
      - The University of Melbourne Researcher (1993-1995)
      - SBS Radio 3EA (Melbourne) Journalist (1991-1992)
      - Australian Eagle Insurance (Melbourne and London) Project Leader
      (1989-1991)
      - ANZ Bank (Melbourne) Business Analyst (1986-1989)
      - Telecom Australia (Melbourne) Project Leader (1985-1986)
      - Logical Computer Systems (Melbourne & Sydney) Consultant (1984-
      1985)
      - Witwatersrand University (Johannesburg) Lecturer (1982-1984)
      - Datapoint Corporation (Cologne & Johannesburg) Systems Analyst
      (1982-1983)
      - Fletcher Challenge Group (Auckland) Business Analyst (1981-1982)
      - Impexmetal (Warsaw) Dataprocessing Manager (1980-1981)
      - Institute of Organisation and Management (Warsaw) Researcher
      (1976-1980)
      - Warsaw School of Economics Research Assistant (1972-1976)
      • czapajew_pl znowu Kellner??? 01.03.09, 00:49
        ehehheehi te dwie biedne sobaki ! w ogrodzie a w tle tanie
        plastikowe krzeselka ogrodowe po 5$ za sztuke !!!
        • kupa.kazi Re: znowu Kellner??? 01.03.09, 01:59
          czapajew,ja wiem zes gieroj,nize glowe ale nie plastykowe a malowe ,no nie wiem
          czy china ale ten wywiew na patio jest made in usa hehehe
      • waldek.usa Solidne podstawy znajomosci zycia: 01.03.09, 03:03
        "...Warsaw School of Economics Research Assistant (1972-1976)..."

        Tam zostal guru, jak Mahatma Ghandi zwykl mawiac z hinduskim akcentem:

        tylko w Warszawie mozna nauczyc sie prawdziwej ekonomii.

        Jesli idzie o komputery, to zostal supergwiazda, hehehe.

        Salwa smiechu.
        • filipek.us Tu masz większy wybór dat, krypciaku 02.03.09, 13:29
          Cobyś następną razą nie był z cicha pękł ekspert he he he

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      • waldek.usa No i jeszcze ta perelka: 01.03.09, 03:08

        Rzeczywiście imponujące - sam u siebie był konsultantem już w 2001
        roku... firma Rachman & Stoltzmann International, ABN 41 527 296
        450, www.abr.business.gov.au

        U mnie na resume tez perelka, hehehe.

        Skoro juz, to posada na MIT bije na glowe konsultanta.
        • starywiarus Re: No i jeszcze ta perelka: 01.03.09, 05:17
          Zwróć uwagę, że napisał Warsaw School of Economics, żeby brzmiało
          chociaż trochę jak London School of Economics.

          W rzeczywistości studiował w komuszej Szkole Głównej Planowania i
          Statystyki w Warszawie (SGPiS), na ultra-komuszym kierunku
          "ekonomika pracy i polityka społeczna", zajmując się udowadnianiem
          dlaczego rynek nie istnieje i jakie są rozkosze centralnego
          planowania. Klasyczny agitprop dla przysłuch funkcjonaruszy
          Metalexportu, Elektrimu i wszelkiej innej "Stawki większej niż
          życie". Dyplom z tego agitpropu podaje teraz jako BComm...
          • tow.mittal Re: No i jeszcze ta perelka: 01.03.09, 05:43
            idz ty lepiej po rozum do krowy, Stary W
            www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE8kmnm9Zc4&feature=related
            • tryndy doktor eLKa 01.03.09, 06:22
              > po rozum do krowy

              _____

              Nareszcie jest jakis organizm zywy z ktorym mozesz sie utozsamic ( zlego slowa
              nie powie a i mlekiem wynagrodzi ).


          • kup_pan_paszport Re: No i jeszcze ta perelka: 02.03.09, 17:36
            At nineteen hundred hours of ship time I have descended to the container,
            passing some of the crew of the "Prometheus", which were gathered around the
            well. In the container there was just enough space to stretch my elbows. After I
            had attached the terminal into a flexible pipe sticking out of the wall, my
            spacesuit has inflated, and from that moment on I was unable to make even a
            slightest movement. I was standing, or rather was suspended in the airbed,
            joined into a whole with a metal body of the container.

            via "Solaris"Chapter 1 Part 1.
            • starywiarus Re: No i jeszcze ta perelka: 03.03.09, 09:56
              Boże, ty to widzisz i nie grzmisz... Teraz wiem, czemu w sądzie
              potrzebował tłumacza i stale narzekał, że go dyskryminują za akcent.
              Jeśli tak mowił jak pisał, to ubieganie się o staż w dyplomacji było
              aktem wręcz piramidalnej bezczelności.

              Keller:

              The container jarred once and twice, unpleasantly vibrated, and this
              vibration passed through all layers of the insulation, through the
              airbags, and entered violently into my body - the willow green
              contour of the indicator has blurred. I was starring through
              porthole without a fear. I did not come from so far, to simply
              perish at the target.
              - Station Solaris - I said. - Station Solaris, Station Solaris! Do
              something. I'm afraid, that I'm losing stabilisation. Station
              Solaris, here is newcomer. Over.
              And I have missed again an important moment, the moment of
              appearance of the planet. It was huge and flat, judging by streaks
              on its surface. I was far away, or rather - high above, as I have
              passed that imperceptible border, beyond which the distance becomes
              the altitude. I was falling and falling. I was able to feel this,
              even with my eyes closed. But I kept my eyes wide open, as I wanted
              to see everything.

              I was waiting for almost a minute, and repeated my calling. Again,
              there was no answer. In the earphones there was only a white noise
              and crackles of statics. In the background there was a noise, deep
              and low, as it was the planet's voice. Orange sky in the window
              become white, and it looked like the glass has suddenly become
              darker. I have tried automatically to contract, but the airbags did
              not allow me much freedom of movement. Only in the next second I
              understood, that I could see the clouds. As pushed by a wind, its
              shoal was flying high. I was gliding once in the full sun, and again
              in the shadow. The container was moving around its vertical axis, so
              the huge, almost swollen face of the sun appeared in front of my
              face, rising from the left and setting down from the right. Then,
              through the background noises, I heard a remote voice:

              - Station "Solaris" to the newcomer, station "Solaris" to the
              newcomer. Everything is OK! You are under our control. You are under
              our control. Station "Solaris" to the newcomer, be ready for the
              landing in the moment zero, I repeat, be ready for the landing in
              the moment zero. Now I begin the counting: two hundred and fifty,
              two hundred and forty nine, two hundred and forty eight?

              Joanna Kilmartin and Steve Fox, Harcourt Brace:
              english.lem.pl/index.php/works/novels/solaris/47-look-inside-solaris

              The capsule was shaken by a sudden jolt, then another. The whole
              vehicle began to vibrate. Filtered through the insulating layers of
              the outer skins, penetrating my pneumatic cocoon, the vibration
              reached me, and ran through my entire body. The image of the dial
              shivered and multiplied, and its phosphorescence spread out in all
              directions. I felt no fear. I had not undertaken this long voyage
              only to overshoot my target!

              I called into the microphone:

              "Station Solaris! Station Solaris! Station Solaris! I think I am
              leaving the flight-path, correct my course! Station Solaris, this is
              the Prometheus capsule. Over."

              I had missed the precious moment when the planet first came into
              view. Now it was spread out before my eyes; flat, and already
              immense. Nevertheless, from the appearance of its surface, I judged
              that I was still at a great height above it, since I had passed that
              imperceptible frontier after which we measure the distance that
              separates us from a celestial body in terms of altitude. I was
              falling. Now I had the sensation of falling, even with my eyes
              closed. (I quickly reopened them: I did not want to miss anything
              there was to be seen.)

              I waited a moment in silence before trying once more to make
              contact. No response. Successive bursts of static came through the
              headphones, against a background of deep, low-pitched murmuring,
              which seemed to me the very voice of the planet itself. A veil of
              mist covered the orange-colored sky, obscuring the porthole.
              Instinctively, I hunched myself up as much as my inflated suit would
              allow, but almost at once I realized that I was passing through
              cloud. Then, as though sucked upwards, the cloud-mass lifted; I was
              gliding, half in light, half in shadow, the capsule revolving upon
              its own vertical axis. At last, through the porthole, the gigantic
              ball of the sun appeared, looming up on the left and disappearing to
              the right.

              A distant voice reached me through the murmuring and crackling.

              "Station Solaris calling! Station Solaris calling! The capsule will
              land at zero-hour. I repeat, the capsule will land at zero-hour.
              Stand by for count-down. Two hundred and fifty, two hundred and
              forty-nine, two hundred and forty-eight. . . "

              • kup_pan_paszport Re: No i jeszcze ta perelka: 03.03.09, 11:56
                1: The main reason why I have decided to translate again Lem's "Solaris" is that
                the original English language translation by Joanna Kilmartin and Steve Cox
                (copyright for this translation is held by F. & F. Walker & Co., 1970)
                was not made from Polish, but from the French translation, so it is of inferior
                quality, as is the Soderbergh's movie.

                via Solaris- The Home Page.
          • waldek.usa Panie SW: 03.03.09, 10:05
            starywiarus napisała:

            > Zwróć uwagę, że napisał Warsaw School of Economics, żeby brzmiało
            > chociaż trochę jak London School of Economics.
            >
            ► Do MIT nie podskoczy:

            mitsloan.mit.edu/
            web.mit.edu/polisci/
            ja nic nie sugeruje, jakkolwiek duza liczba moich postow wyszla z serwera...

            Jakkolwiek London School of Economics jest dobra uczelnia...

            > W rzeczywistości studiował w komuszej Szkole Głównej Planowania i
            > Statystyki w Warszawie (SGPiS), na ultra-komuszym kierunku
            > "ekonomika pracy i polityka społeczna", zajmując się udowadnianiem
            > dlaczego rynek nie istnieje i jakie są rozkosze centralnego
            > planowania. Klasyczny agitprop dla przysłuch funkcjonaruszy
            > Metalexportu, Elektrimu i wszelkiej innej "Stawki większej niż
            > życie". Dyplom z tego agitpropu podaje teraz jako BComm...

            ► SGPiS to ...
            salwa smiechu...
            o czym my rozmawiamy?
      • kupa.kazi Re: Imponujące! 01.03.09, 07:59
        ty wiarus,hehe imponujace ,jak dla ciecia waldusia przemowienia baraka hehehe
        rece sem podajcie
    • filipek.us Re: To jest rozrywka: 02.03.09, 13:24
      waldek.usa napisał:

      > web.archive.org/web/20020807184853/mywebpage.netscape.com/ljkel2/index.html

      **
      Numerki się zgadzają
      obczyzna.blogspot.com/2005/08/drena-mzgw.html
      Mógłbyć compatriot poszukać se drugiej daty?
      • kupa.kazi Re: To jest rozrywka: 02.03.09, 23:31
        tow. filipek_us ogololiscie sie dzisaj czy znowu wlosy z nosa przebijajam wam
        resztki mozgu?

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