CUDO!

[plawski]

An arab at the airport:
- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no… I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn’t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast.

[computerland1]

ROTFL!!!

[dr.verte]

stare , poprosimy może kolegów z za wielkiej fosy jakieś
superśmieszne lokalne dowcipy w języku szekspira

[civic_06]

dr.verte napisał:

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> stare , poprosimy może kolegów z za wielkiej fosy jakieś
> superśmieszne lokalne dowcipy w języku szekspira

Dowcip od kolegi z Mid-West...

Fishing Trip

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and
fishing trip.

Two days before the group is to leave Frank's wife puts her foot
down and tells him he isn't going.

Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they
do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank
sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and fish
cooking on the fire.

"Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into
letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was
sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands
over my
eyes and said 'guess who'?"

I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through
nightie.

She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen
candles and rose pedals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and
ropes!

She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she
said "do what ever you want."

Here I am