It's tax time!

[Gość: Mr. Bob]

for all of you slobs living in the US. I know this because I'm staring at
documents that make no sense to me, no matter how many beers I drink. The
Federal Tax Code is OUT OF CONTROL!
The question is: What can we, as citizens, do to reform our tax system? As
you know, under our three-branch system of government, the tax laws are
created by: Satan. But he works through the Congress, so that's where we
must focus our efforts, I think. Although, I might be wrong.

Here's my proposal, which is based on the TV show Survivor: We put the
entire Congress on an island. All the food on this island is locked inside a
vault, which can be opened only by an ordinary American taxpayer named Bob.
Every day, the congresspersons are given a section of the Tax Code, which
they must rewrite so that Bob can understand it. If he can, he lets them eat
that day; if he can't - they don't eat, simple as that.

[i.p.freely]

I was thinking, a while back, about emplying one of them Carribean Tax schemes.
You know, money checks in but never checks out!