waldek.usa
01.10.03, 17:48
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan":
1.The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs,
past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the
rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never "interfere" again.
2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would
station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.
3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.
We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are.
France would welcome them.
4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need anymore cab
drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't
attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6. The US will make a strong effort to become wise. This will include
developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary
drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for
awhile.
7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling
up the storage sites would be enough.)
8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement
or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a
good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can
call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
Now, isn't that a winner of a plan.? "The Statue of Liberty is no longer
holding a torch saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled
masses.' She's holding a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece
of me?'
