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The closet. Closet sex works best for a quickie. "After all, it's not the
kind of place you want to linger in," says Louanne Cole Weston, Ph.D., a
Sacramento, California, sex therapist. That means pick your timing: When
you're both too horny even to find your way upstairs, take her behind the
nearest closed door, pull down her pants, and have standing rear-entry sex
(it's the surest route to orgasm when there's not enough space to lie down).
For an added degree of thrill, do it wh...
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THE VATICAN said Pope John Paul II had accepted the resignation after
the two men met Friday morning. The pope named Bishop Richard Lennon, an
auxiliary bishop in Boston, to run the diocese temporarily.
“I am profoundly grateful to the Holy Father for having accepted my
resignation,” Law said in a written statement released by the Vatican. “It is
my fervent prayer that this action may help the archdiocese of Boston to
experience the healing, reconcilia...
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tak patrze i czytam, i pamietajac ze gramatyka zawsze u mnie kulawa
byla, nie mam podstaw sadzic ze tych "have had ed" jest tu za duzo..
no ale jak jest?
"happy to have had enjoyed the summer when it lasted, last week"
bo ja bym powiedziala "happy to have enjoyed" - ale oczoplacu juz
dostaje :/
i przetlumaczyc by to " ciesze sie ze cieszylem/am sie latem" (...)
(hehe ze "Bylem cieszylem sie latem": )
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I am looking for sex partner in Warsaw.
Every Saturday, no dinner no dancing nor romancing.
Pure physical sex.
I am well preserved 32 year old from US, currently and temporarily living in
Warsaw.
I am a red head with green eyes and knock out body.
Partner must be 25 to 45 years old willing to shut up an perform once a week.
I will cover the hotel room.
If you’re interested write something about yourself-physical features only.
Must speak some basic English.
I will get...
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inspector the tha manholes
pozdrawiam wszystkich Janów Serce, szczególnie tych inaczej ;-)))
mothertongue
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Czy macie tekst tej piosenki?
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Co to może znaczyć ?????????? Kto mi to przetłumaczy ?????
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A big date with Rosy Palms A date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters
Adjusting the antenna Adjusting your set Answering the Bone-A-Phone Applying
the hand brake Arguing with Henry Longfellow Arm-wrestling the purple-headed
stormtrooper Asking for a second opinion (your second head) Assault on a
friendly weapon Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior Attending to the
throb knob needs Auditioning the hand puppet Backstroke roulette Badgering
the witness Baiting your hook...
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A man walks into a bar and sees a well-decorated military officer sitting at
the bar. He also notices that the man has a head about the size of an orange.
So he walks up to the officer and says "That really is an impressive uniform,
but I have to ask. What happened to your head?" The officer replies "Well,
about five years ago I was in a ship wreck and washed up to an island. When I
awoke I heard cries for help, so I went to investigate. I found a mermaid
trapped under a rock. So ...
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Mam jeszcze jedną prośbę o przetłumaecznie wyrażenia "hot tub". pozdrawiam
forumowiczów :-)
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I've been wondering for some time now , who the people writing here are. All
of them Polish? A few Americans? Any Brits? I wish you introduced yourself
with a phrase like this " Hi! I'm Polish, 29 and female". Maybe you disagree
with me, but I sometimes find it difficult to write not knowing even the sex
of the person I'm writing to. Some nicks can be very misleading.
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i'm going to write my Bachelor degree about language used by
shakespeare,donne etc in thier sonnets !particularly , about attitude
towards women,sex etc!if you are interested in something like that or you
know good sites and books,please write!
have a nice day!
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The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur
Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told
Arthur,"Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have
changed the world, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven as
your reward."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out
with God."St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him
to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, s...
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your gay friend
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Paddy & the Three Pints
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and
sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he
finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender tells him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it
would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America,
the other in Australia, and I'm he...
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Do you want proof of how dull my life has become? Do you want to know how I
spend my leisure time, Mr. Former Party Dude? No? Too bad.
I was thinking about this recently, at a party. Like most of the parties I
attend these days, this one was to celebrate the birthday of a person who is
younger than my current set of contact lenses. There is no nudity at these
parties, except when a guest removes all of his or her garments, including
diaper, and sprints around squealing, pursued b...
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If this forum is called "English only" why circa 90 % of postings are not in
English ?
There is nothing wrong with making mistakes/errors. It is a part of learning
process. So, I do not understand why correspondents are affraid to use this
language ?
With sympathy
dradam