31.03.09, 10:44
A stranger was seated next to a 8-year old girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk, I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said
to the stranger, '
What would you like to talk about?'
Oh, I don't know,'
said the stranger 'How about nuclear power? and he smiles.

'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you
a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -
grass - Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,
and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.

To which the little girl replies, Do you really feel qualified to discuss
nuclear power when you don't know sh!t?
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    • tiges_wiz Re: a dżołk 31.03.09, 11:00
      nie wiem czemu, ale te anglosaskie dowcipy wydaja mi sie takie jakies bez akcji
      i przegadane i malo smieszne :P
      • tomek854 Re: a dżołk 31.03.09, 12:38
        Niektóre są fajne, na przykład:
        Dlaczego Szkoci noszą Kilty? Bo nie chcą żeby im owce uciekały na dźwięk
        rozpinanego rozporka. A czemu Walijczycy noszą dżinsy? Bo zdechłe owce nigdzie
        nie uciekną :-)
        • mrzagi01 Re: a dżołk 31.03.09, 14:52
          eee... ja tam wole o Sztyrlicu :)
    • x-darekk-x Re: a dżołk 31.03.09, 17:07
      usmialem sie jak gupi do sera

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